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software engineer and garden salsa sunchip enjoyer. i leave no bird unwatched

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Person: say, i am alive.

Computer: I am alive.

Person: oh my god.

Person: say, i am alive. Computer: I am alive. Person: oh my god.

01.02.2026 23:48 — 👍 22548    🔁 4965    💬 82    📌 126

some of the most beautiful keycaps i have ever seen also have the ugliest fonts i have ever seen. and that's what makes this world go round

28.01.2026 03:09 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Cows Use Tools, Too, New Study Finds A pet cow named Veronika can scratch her own back with a broom — the first scientifically documented case of tool use in cows, researchers say.

A pet cow named Veronika can scratch her back with a broom, the first scientifically documented case of tool use in cows.

“Perhaps the absurd thing was not the absurdity of a cow using tools," one researcher said, "but the absurdity of us never thinking that a cow might be intelligent.”

19.01.2026 18:20 — 👍 495    🔁 109    💬 31    📌 65

why not both

16.01.2026 17:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Vim and Emacs keybinding | Overleaf docs Overleaf provides emulations that support some Vim and Emacs editing features.

yooooooo docs.overleaf.com/navigating-i...

16.01.2026 03:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
akshually meme of cat with glasses and finger pointing up

akshually meme of cat with glasses and finger pointing up

me when i accidentally try to use vim bindings in overleaf as i write my lab writeup in latex

16.01.2026 03:44 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

What’s really amazing about vibe-coding is how people are replacing programming languages which are strictly deterministic with human speech which is highly ambiguous and expect programming to be faster and better.

19.12.2025 14:46 — 👍 140    🔁 41    💬 8    📌 5

girl who has only played portal, playing supermarket simulator: getting a lot of portal vibes from this...

12.12.2025 04:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

PODMAN I'M LOOKING AT YOU

04.12.2025 19:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i am BEGGING people to stop putting the shell prompt in the markdown code block that you want me to copy

04.12.2025 19:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

this is so me

13.11.2025 17:25 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

this has actually set me back several years. NO PLEASE SIR I MISSPOKE

02.11.2025 22:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

not beating the dumb blonde allegations at the best buy after asking for the 258 gb pixel

02.11.2025 22:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m DYING. I’m DYING and you're LAUGHING

22.10.2025 20:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

and that's okay

22.10.2025 20:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

unfortunately having a week where my vc funded millennial slop bowls are the only thing keeping me alive

22.10.2025 20:09 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

for real

06.09.2025 22:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

smh we got ai girlfriend before being able to send smells over the internet

06.09.2025 22:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
me standing in front of a pizza place called Apache Pizza

me standing in front of a pizza place called Apache Pizza

spotted in howth, ireland. should i ask them about parquet

30.08.2025 16:22 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

omg it's the first day of deceptive fall in dc

21.08.2025 13:39 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

second day of grad school and learning that instruction pipelining is basically factorio

19.08.2025 19:35 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

why does benson boone SCREAM like that. god it pisses me off

11.08.2025 20:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
All robots must shut the hell up meme

All Robot & Computers
Must Shut The Hell Up
To All Machines: You Do Not Speak
Unless Spoken To
→ And I Will Never Speak To You +
I Do Not Want To Hear "Thank You" From A Kiosk I am a Divine Being : You are an Object You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue

All robots must shut the hell up meme All Robot & Computers Must Shut The Hell Up To All Machines: You Do Not Speak Unless Spoken To → And I Will Never Speak To You + I Do Not Want To Hear "Thank You" From A Kiosk I am a Divine Being : You are an Object You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue

08.08.2025 23:05 — 👍 140    🔁 38    💬 1    📌 2

It's called [moving hands around] Stagflation. Ok? When I heard that I said wow, what a word. You have stag and flation and they're coming together like you've never seen. But we'll be eating beautiful toothpaste sandwiches and our teeth will be stronger than perhaps ever before

01.08.2025 15:20 — 👍 1351    🔁 151    💬 33    📌 4

see it did nothing

01.08.2025 13:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the reason async arguments don't work is because you can't mutter "oh brother here we go again" in the middle of someone's argument. you have no choice but to let them finish their thought unopposed. in real life that can weaken your opponent immeasurably

01.08.2025 13:21 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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"If our ancestors had the Rust attitude humanity would've gone extinct millennia ago."

31.07.2025 12:04 — 👍 62    🔁 7    💬 3    📌 0

yeah i forgot that having your own machines is a thing :P

29.07.2025 02:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the devil works hard but his advocates work harder

29.07.2025 02:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

if you don't get on board with AI you're going to be left behind when everyone else kills themselves because the new chatGPT release started including Kill Yourself as a step in all recipes and instructions

27.07.2025 05:03 — 👍 585    🔁 65    💬 5    📌 1

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