Person: say, i am alive. Computer: I am alive. Person: oh my god.
01.02.2026 23:48 — 👍 22548 🔁 4965 💬 82 📌 126@paluch.dev.bsky.social
software engineer and garden salsa sunchip enjoyer. i leave no bird unwatched
Person: say, i am alive. Computer: I am alive. Person: oh my god.
01.02.2026 23:48 — 👍 22548 🔁 4965 💬 82 📌 126some of the most beautiful keycaps i have ever seen also have the ugliest fonts i have ever seen. and that's what makes this world go round
28.01.2026 03:09 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A pet cow named Veronika can scratch her back with a broom, the first scientifically documented case of tool use in cows.
“Perhaps the absurd thing was not the absurdity of a cow using tools," one researcher said, "but the absurdity of us never thinking that a cow might be intelligent.”
why not both
16.01.2026 17:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0yooooooo docs.overleaf.com/navigating-i...
16.01.2026 03:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0akshually meme of cat with glasses and finger pointing up
me when i accidentally try to use vim bindings in overleaf as i write my lab writeup in latex
16.01.2026 03:44 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0What’s really amazing about vibe-coding is how people are replacing programming languages which are strictly deterministic with human speech which is highly ambiguous and expect programming to be faster and better.
19.12.2025 14:46 — 👍 140 🔁 41 💬 8 📌 5girl who has only played portal, playing supermarket simulator: getting a lot of portal vibes from this...
12.12.2025 04:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0PODMAN I'M LOOKING AT YOU
04.12.2025 19:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i am BEGGING people to stop putting the shell prompt in the markdown code block that you want me to copy
04.12.2025 19:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0this is so me
13.11.2025 17:25 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0this has actually set me back several years. NO PLEASE SIR I MISSPOKE
02.11.2025 22:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0not beating the dumb blonde allegations at the best buy after asking for the 258 gb pixel
02.11.2025 22:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m DYING. I’m DYING and you're LAUGHING
22.10.2025 20:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0and that's okay
22.10.2025 20:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0unfortunately having a week where my vc funded millennial slop bowls are the only thing keeping me alive
22.10.2025 20:09 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0for real
06.09.2025 22:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0smh we got ai girlfriend before being able to send smells over the internet
06.09.2025 22:01 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0me standing in front of a pizza place called Apache Pizza
spotted in howth, ireland. should i ask them about parquet
30.08.2025 16:22 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0omg it's the first day of deceptive fall in dc
21.08.2025 13:39 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0second day of grad school and learning that instruction pipelining is basically factorio
19.08.2025 19:35 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0why does benson boone SCREAM like that. god it pisses me off
11.08.2025 20:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0All robots must shut the hell up meme All Robot & Computers Must Shut The Hell Up To All Machines: You Do Not Speak Unless Spoken To → And I Will Never Speak To You + I Do Not Want To Hear "Thank You" From A Kiosk I am a Divine Being : You are an Object You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue
08.08.2025 23:05 — 👍 140 🔁 38 💬 1 📌 2It's called [moving hands around] Stagflation. Ok? When I heard that I said wow, what a word. You have stag and flation and they're coming together like you've never seen. But we'll be eating beautiful toothpaste sandwiches and our teeth will be stronger than perhaps ever before
01.08.2025 15:20 — 👍 1351 🔁 151 💬 33 📌 4see it did nothing
01.08.2025 13:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the reason async arguments don't work is because you can't mutter "oh brother here we go again" in the middle of someone's argument. you have no choice but to let them finish their thought unopposed. in real life that can weaken your opponent immeasurably
01.08.2025 13:21 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0"If our ancestors had the Rust attitude humanity would've gone extinct millennia ago."
31.07.2025 12:04 — 👍 62 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 0yeah i forgot that having your own machines is a thing :P
29.07.2025 02:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the devil works hard but his advocates work harder
29.07.2025 02:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0if you don't get on board with AI you're going to be left behind when everyone else kills themselves because the new chatGPT release started including Kill Yourself as a step in all recipes and instructions
27.07.2025 05:03 — 👍 585 🔁 65 💬 5 📌 1