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Uno reverse 💜

Post you from a different era. (Straight/Cis "I just like musical theatre that's all" Kite

You know, it’s not like I’m half-assing this, I am actually trying my best despite the fuck-ups.

Ugh I'm like 1/3 of the way through it, I need to learn to read faster 😭

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...but my book 🥺

Good morning, Jes!

only huge dorks complain about tolkein's unrealistic plate tectonics. yes mordor is shaped like a bigass square but maybe thats because mordor's mountains were not formed the way mountain ranges in our world are

Omg I'm finishing up Well of Ascension tonight! 👏🏼

Oh my god this is so cute 🥺🥺🥺

Close enough, welcome back Wishbone!!

You’re allowed to have bad days. Even a d20 rolls a nat one 5% of the time.

Ooo! Tell em I said hello! ☺️

The Walton family (who own Walmart) are worth over $400 billion, yet many of their employees are on SNAP.

Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP.

The people who need help are not the problem.

It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.

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Hey gang, this is your reminder to drink some water and maybe do some light stretches

Evening, Jes 💜

The sooner you put your phone down and go to bed, the closer you are to playing your next D&D game. Just saying.

Time isn't real, good morning Jes! 💜

What's up? This.

It's a good one, I haven't played in quite a while but I remember quite liking it (it's on the hefty end of the scale for me, for game heaviness, but it makes it worthwhile! Hope you like it or, if not, get good research from it!

Ugh...another morning 😒

Just printed this one off and can't wait to be slowly consumed by it!

I've met people - smart people! - for whom *any* analysis of deeper meaning, looking at metaphors, parallels, symbolism, ruins their entertainment. They'll use that exact word: "That would ruin it for me."

I don't know why this is (though I have theories), but it's absolutely a thing.

The president says there are very few stores left in Portland, Oregon, and the ones that are left are made of plywood.

I know we’re numb to this, but in any other time he’d have been removed by the 25th Amendment by now

Hear me out- we could get some people to carry you, in some kind of Mario Kart esque palanquin...
(I hope the surgery goes super smooth and also the recovery!)

Fine, I'll say it. The monsters in Monster Truckers are primarily inspired by the cereal mascot monsters and there is a reference to them in one of the included adventures.

Yes, also the classic movie monsters, but the cereal ones mean more to me. 😸

Night, Moth! 🌒💜 You're the handsomest cryptid!
(no shade to the jersey devil or anything but..)