Robbo

Switched my phone’s clock to GMT+5 to play a daily puzzle game early. Group chat still hasn’t picked up on me posting my score early, but by heck when they do…

Old tweet text: [Match of the Day highlights of Archduke Franz Ferdinand's Sarajevo visit... cut to shot of man in crowdl Guy Mowbray: ...and there's Gavrilo Princip: might he have a bearing on events today?"

incredible scenes at the Euston urinals - dozens of men holding hands and chanting "Put your phone away and have a proper piss"

Peter Mandelson: … Which is why I deeply regret some of the language I used in our correspondence, although I, as a gay man, never, ever, was witness to Mr Epstein’s various crimes
Lauren Laverne: Peter, you have chosen as your fifth disc The Greatest Love of All by Whitney Hous

Basically their one gambit on the doorstep, gone

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Appreciate @craigcash.bsky.social having Jean and Mel watching a Jonathan Meades documentary on the second episode of Early Doors, if that indeed was his choice

Practise this line: “Love it. Good to give the barnet a spring clean haha. Missus will be made up”

Should’ve posted this during the Pum Pum Power Hour for maximum Robbo engagement, really.

This NTS show is playing my employer’s IT department’s hold music

Anyone tries joining me when I’m picking litter I tell them to piss off

Seeing Life Without Buildings live as a civil and structural engineer but shaking my head the whole time so everyone knows I disagree with their name

“The leadership role of CEOs”. V funny title for a PhD thesis imo

I’m afraid any remnants of the Labour left who lumped all their hopes on a Brownite with nice eyelashes have got what was coming here. Anyway, Viz haven’t found room for the letter I sent in October this month. I’m sure they’ll have it in the March issue.

Usual suspects going postal, this time about surrogacy: very bad. Oppose it, they'll keep going further.

Had one who looked like a miniature Broden from Aunty Donna kick off at our Lisbon hostel because a lass called him a “white boy”. Saw him cutting about on a plaza behind me and some locals about to celebrate the half-centennial of 25th April the next eve and they were like yep, that’s a white boy

Takes me back to a lovely, non-slop muriel at Almaty. Continues to amaze me how we have no ideas for urban space left other than to stream it with streaky goldfish shit

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InshAllah

Lovely LWBCrave content

Just the best thing ever made, isn’t it.

Ashamed to say I attended a Manchester works do and chose these Levi’s for a quiet life but was still transvestigated on my way to the toilets

In my big shop drag. Tartan jacket, Levi’s chinos, hat I’m not bothered about. I don’t wear these things outside the big shop, bar the chinos (if I’m in the mood for a boring day at the office).

I think we can pull him left while in government

Least right wing Cheltonian

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I can but you won’t like it

Now they’ve been internationally famous for over a decade and are no longer supporting no-input mixer noise acts at Wharf Chambers, Sleaford Mods have no reason to be so angry and frustrated. Why can’t they put out a tune about a three-legged dog who’s loveable all the same?

“My” tune of his goes “you’re a loser you’re a loser you’re a loser”, yet I won’t let it get to me