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I always get nervous about this!! sometimes I end up over contextualizing in case they don’t remember

06.10.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Incredible to not only get an updated cat count, but to also learn their names!

23.09.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Being a High-Profile Comedian Right Now Is No Joke

Masterly analysis by @jasonzinoman.bsky.social β€” stick around for the subtle but savage filleting of β€œKremlin star” Jimmy Fallon [giftie] www.nytimes.com/2025/09/20/a...

20.09.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 91    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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Matt Berry always looks like he found out he was supposed to go to this three hours ago and that is what makes him so cool

14.09.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like recently I’ve seen a number of comedy people I generally like and respect posting about Jeff Ross’ show saying how great it/he is and like… did you somehow miss/never hear about the thoroughly reported Vulture article from a few years ago or what’s going on exactly…

14.09.2025 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy 57th birthday to one of the funniest people out there, Paul F. Tompkins!
Werner Herzog describing his sequel "Good Will Hunting: Port of Call Los Angeles."
Comedy Bang! Bang! season 3, episode 9.
@pftompkins.bsky.social

12.09.2025 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 287    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

Trial & Error! (Detroiters also fits but I think gets more of the credit it deserves now)

13.09.2025 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they did describe her as β€œa Comedy Bang! Bang! favorite” in their original article reporting on her leaving which made me very happy! (also A+ arrested development reference, I think of it every time I see that word)

12.09.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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We Must Not Posthumously Sanitize Charlie Kirk's Hateful Life Influential anti-LGBTQ+ activist Charlie Kirk was assassinated on Wednesday. While condemning violence is something most can get behind, sanitization of his hate has gone too far.

www.erininthemorning.com/p/we-must-no...

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

I think these are pretty good when combined? Not fully comprehensive but a start

12.09.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so bummed I’m out of town for the Brooklyn dates!!

11.09.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yes!!!!! I’m having such a lovely time with this week’s ep. I love that Scott actually wrote something out to read at the top too.

08.09.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg I’m so relieved to hear this!!!!! So sorry you had to deal with this πŸ’•

08.09.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This auto populated while I was starting to type it in - people are clamoring for these printers!!!

03.09.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
X post from the Denver Zoo Conservation Alliance: "Our howler monkey mom, Baya, and capybara, Rebecca, have been spotted sharing some seriously adorable cuddles. You're welcome for the cuteness overload. Photo credit: Animal Care Specialist Erik Bowler." Images depict a howler monkey cuddled up with a capybara in three shots.

X post from the Denver Zoo Conservation Alliance: "Our howler monkey mom, Baya, and capybara, Rebecca, have been spotted sharing some seriously adorable cuddles. You're welcome for the cuteness overload. Photo credit: Animal Care Specialist Erik Bowler." Images depict a howler monkey cuddled up with a capybara in three shots.

I need the @denverzoo.bsky.social to get more active on here so I don't have to link you to the bad site to show you that THE CAPYBARA AND THE MONKEY ARE BESTIES: x.com/DenverZoo/st...

25.08.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 226    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2
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it rules that cuomo hired Pirulinpinpina to run his account

25.08.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

amazing!! I truly hear how he says that in my head *every time* I read it

25.08.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if you're real sad can i recommend (re)watching RYE LANE?? one of the best "falling in love while walking around a city" movies out there, a genre critical to the nation's Yearning community

23.08.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 136    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4

This was so lovely! I also cannot get over her mom reading the script and disapproving before ultimately being convinced.

22.08.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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had to use this mug today after last night’s all time great story from @thecity.nyc ! encourage everyone to join me in being a member/donor!!

21.08.2025 12:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Being a NYC government official and trying to bribe Katie Honan is like being an affiliate of a Gotham crime syndicate and trying to bribe Batman. This is comically dumb as hell

21.08.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 365    πŸ” 72    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 8
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StraightioLab Book Club: Murder on Sex
Island w/ Jo Firestone
AUG 19,2025 β€’ 1:35:48 LEFT

STRAIGHTIOLAB StraightioLab Book Club: Murder on Sex Island w/ Jo Firestone AUG 19,2025 β€’ 1:35:48 LEFT

20 min into this and already think it’s gonna be something I listen to over and over like the Two Thumbs and Not Much Else PFT/Ben Schwartz ep of CBB

19.08.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s tough!!!

16.08.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ahh amazing thank you!! this sounds super fun!

14.08.2025 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Gary Gulman On How The States Got Their Abbreviations | CONAN on TBS
YouTube video by Team Coco Gary Gulman On How The States Got Their Abbreviations | CONAN on TBS

Ultimately, this is what I think is funny.

14.08.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 696    πŸ” 78    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 22

This is huge news!!! I was busy watching the new Digman episodes (which were soooo good), I’ll have to go through the recording later!

14.08.2025 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Site Behind Major SSN Leak Returns With Detailed Data on Millions: How to Opt Out National Public Data is back with new owners, joining the ranks of other creepy, people-finding services. Here's how to get your profile removed from the site.

www.pcmag.com/news/site-be...

12.08.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 175    πŸ” 108    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 45
Philomena Cunk against a collection of classical statues. "Antigone's death is even more tragic than it actually is, which makes her a tragic hero"

Philomena Cunk against a collection of classical statues. "Antigone's death is even more tragic than it actually is, which makes her a tragic hero"

Philomena Cunk looking thoughtful. "Goya continued to paint tapestries until 1792 when serious illness left him dead for life"

Philomena Cunk looking thoughtful. "Goya continued to paint tapestries until 1792 when serious illness left him dead for life"

Philomena Cunk looking thoughtfully into the distance. "Society is slowly becoming more contemporary now"

Philomena Cunk looking thoughtfully into the distance. "Society is slowly becoming more contemporary now"

Philomena Cunk looking into camera on a beach. "Diderot's Tahiti represents a typical male fantasy in which attractive young women are eager to engage in sexual activity with the French"

Philomena Cunk looking into camera on a beach. "Diderot's Tahiti represents a typical male fantasy in which attractive young women are eager to engage in sexual activity with the French"

@gralefrit.bsky.social You have to see these! A friend of mine has been collating a series of images entitled "Things my students have written turned into Philomena Cunk quotes" and they're just glorious.

11.08.2025 11:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5066    πŸ” 1891    πŸ’¬ 70    πŸ“Œ 102

i really needed this piece, and it's comforting to learn my confusion is not just from getting older

11.08.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
signs of cats who are running for cat mayor of somerville, massachusetts

signs of cats who are running for cat mayor of somerville, massachusetts

a sign for a cat running for cat mayor named hermes squirmies

a sign for a cat running for cat mayor named hermes squirmies

a pink sign for a cat running for cat mayor named beatrix. her slogan is β€œno kings, only princesses”

a pink sign for a cat running for cat mayor named beatrix. her slogan is β€œno kings, only princesses”

a sign for a cat running for cat mayor named Luna. her slogan is β€œpro zoomies, chaos, and attention”

a sign for a cat running for cat mayor named Luna. her slogan is β€œpro zoomies, chaos, and attention”

there’s an election for Cat Mayor currently happening in Somerville, Mass. and every cat deserves to win

08.08.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3289    πŸ” 1148    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 177

personally I think Andrew Cuomo should give his apartment back to the person who really needed it: his adult daughter whom he turfed out of an $8000+/month midtown Manhattan apt bc he actually lives in Westchester but needed to claim residency for psychosexual reasons (running for mayor)

08.08.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 443    πŸ” 98    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

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