Gwared, Brazda & Seel - Comin' Atcha

Yup. She's a genuine egomaniac.

The way she just dodged the Shandi part was pretty disgusting. And the weird little monologue in the end, sitting there like a mafia couch... I was a definite superfan for around 15 cycles but at the time I still knew that this was who Tyra Banks was.

It's nice to get confirmation that Tyra Banks is the psychopath we always knew she was.

Absolutely *zero* self awareness and, apparently, a bit of a... well, if you saw her on Project Runway last year then you know already.

The way I'm about to lean into this Top Model documentary with every fibre of my being.

I was a proper deepcut ANTM fan.

I know seasons 1-15 inside out.

I am a pig in shit.

It's a fkn Parenthood Pyramid Scheme.

I hate this for them. They seem so small and broken and I'm summoning all of my stored 'How to act like a human' behaviours to do everything to help them.

NYE 2024 my best friend of over 20 years died. The past year has been one of the hardest years I've had.

Yesterday my parents' best friend of 55 years died suddenly and I've found myself in a place of experience over my parents and I'm now the grown up!?

This feels like a con.

It's definitely scale related... it feels like I've been trapped there. Stuck in a fevered place of ever shifting scale and perspective where I feel giant and tiny at the same time.

I've seen this video a few times today and I don't know what it is but it makes me feel deeply uncomfortable.

It triggers a very deep unmet fear in me and I don't want to dig around and find out what that fear is.

It's the last colonial settlerism... which we know is entirely founded in white supremacy and the erasure of indigenous populations.

Didn't die.

I live to suck another dick.

Client wants to do a car meet so I guess it's time for my Band of Gold death.

It's been real, y'all.

Death is shite. It's honestly the worst fucking end to a life.

I know that life by its nature has to die but fuck man, dying because an organ just gives up.

That's not cool.

There are only three kinds of people who care about the masons.

1) Masons
2) Cops who want to be masons
3) People who like Dan Brown novels

Nearly just choked to death on the sugary saliva from sucking a Werther's Original...

Thank God I didn't because I'd die a second time out of embarrassment.

It's a weird feeling.

42 really does feel 'older' and more responsible than 44.

42-43 was a rough year so maybe that did it but I was expecting a little bit of a cold sweat at 44 but it didn't even touch the sides when thinking about it.

People in your 40s... did 43/44 somehow feel younger than 41/42?

I feel like I turned 40 and then found some social weight of it really hard for a cpl of years but was just thinking about being 44 and it doesn't feel anything like 42.

Or do I just give less of a fuck?

Oh good, his boyfriend will be pleased.

I took a load in the eye from someone... does that count?

In a world of Nicola Minaj's be a Cardigan Bardigan.

Everyday there's one American out there who says something about food that makes me absolutely baffled.

Today it was "Quiche is basically a breakfast pie."

1) No it isn't.
2) What in the name of fuck is a 'breakfast pie'!?

I don't like the timeline of reading a post by a politician and the man who presented "I'd do anything to get on TV" and pube eating is the first person out there commenting.

Trapped in a TikTok hole of cats sneezing.

Guys... ever seen a cat sneeze!?

Letting Peter Mandelson quit and then acting like you got rid... very forensic.

Things Keir Starmer has done to clear Epstein from government :

Let Mandelson quit.

Things Starmer hasn't done to clear Epstein from government :

Explained his 'friend' and donor Waheed Alli's presence on the island.

Cancelled all contracts with Palantir.

Reform the Lords

Sucking it up and going into CNN just to see what Massie has to say about today's house committee hearing with Ghislaine.

Ignore the smears: I was never a close friend of Peter Mandelson. And I fully understand the lessons we must learn Wes Streeting I knew him but not well, and worry now that he thrived in our political culture. It was not just failed vetting: there was a failure of moral seriousness

It’s practically a work of art that he thinks we’re all that stupid.

I have him as a tattoo.

The end of the pig hunt in BBC's Lord Of The Flies is going to traumatise a whole new generation of kids and I think that's pretty cool.

This half-time show is gay af and I love it.

A screengrab of simultaneous streams of the Super Bowl and Mixed Doubles Curling at Milano Cortina Winter Olympics

No; I'm not heterosexual.

Having the Super Bowl whilst Six Nations is going on is kind of funny.