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A pair of corvids in a man costume.

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Gladstone would have one of those vlogs where he interviews OF girls who have become tradwives.

07.12.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 5
Bronze plaque saying "A Letter to the Future. Ok is the first Icelandic glacier to lose its status as a glacier. In the next 200 years all our glaciers are expected to follow the same path. This monument is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it.  August 2019. 415ppm CO2"

Bronze plaque saying "A Letter to the Future. Ok is the first Icelandic glacier to lose its status as a glacier. In the next 200 years all our glaciers are expected to follow the same path. This monument is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it. August 2019. 415ppm CO2"

TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from OkjΓΆkull to Ok (jΓΆkull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".

07.12.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 5130    πŸ” 2248    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 77
A black tote bag with a portrait and quote of James Conolly printed on it

A black tote bag with a portrait and quote of James Conolly printed on it

Alright that's it! I'm doing it! I'm doing the James Connolly totes!

Gets yours here: selkiesstudio.com/shop/connolly-tote

07.12.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 166    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Sadly there's no contradiction between Labour both claiming mental illness is overdiagnosed and declaring all their opponents as mentally ill.

They believe there's lots of mentall illness about but that it is a personal failing and those afflicted should suffer, not be helped.

07.12.2025 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't mind me, just plugging this pressure valve shut. Think of all that expensive pressure we're wasting!

07.12.2025 10:25 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We recently got a letter telling us that we could put paper in with the cardboard recycling.
Glad you've finally caught up with my thinking, local council 😎

07.12.2025 08:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fairy (Non-Bio)

06.12.2025 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine if it was indisputably shown that a larger and larger number of people met the previously established criteria for mental health problems requiring care & time off work. Surely the only possible response would be to change the diagnostic criteria so most of them didn't count as sick anymore?

06.12.2025 09:38 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I don’t care if Reform calls me a bad word on WhatsApp. But the story behind its gaffe is far more worrying | Will Hayward The leaked exchange shows how much the party dislikes scrutiny – which reveals a lot about its approach to governing, says Guardian columnist Will Hayward

My piece for The Guardian about why I am far more concerned about Reform's aversion to scrutiny than I am about them calling me a c***.

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

05.12.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 118    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3

Hi @labourlist.bsky.social ! How do I go about proving that I'm a biological female for this? Obviously showing my genitals at the gate is wildly inappropriate because of the availability of gender confirmation surgery. Will you have genome testing available?

05.12.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The Scorpion and the Frog.

The Scorpion and the Frog.

β€œBut incurring massive debt to buy me means we shall both surely go under”, said Warner Bros.

β€œlol”, said Netflix, β€œlmao”.

05.12.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the vision of the future TERFS want

05.12.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Btw the delivery rider immigration ”crackdownβ€œ and that tacky Co-Op robot are two parts of the same effort: keeping delivery workers scared and compliant

05.12.2025 07:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There are lots of other ways to address the very real harms that kids experience online:

βœ… Strict privacy laws that make it illegal to harvest data and use it to recommend content

βœ… Antitrust laws so we have real choices for where to go online

βœ… Regulate features like autoplay & infinite scroll

04.12.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 401    πŸ” 133    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2
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I suspect the real reason Nigel Farage is getting so rattled by the racism allegations is that:

1) He knows he said all these things so can't properly deny them
2) He knows that he carried on saying them well into adulthood

04.12.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 580    πŸ” 206    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 9
A page from the Dorney School punishment book showing various students, their offences, and their punishments

A page from the Dorney School punishment book showing various students, their offences, and their punishments

Thinking of the student Mary Young who 106 years ago today 'said "shan't" under [her] breath when told to repeat poor work'.

04.12.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 606    πŸ” 164    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 21

Huh, so *that's* what they're pouring in the adverts.

04.12.2025 08:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In the run up to Netpol's winter fundraiser on 13/12 #ACABDay, we'll be celebrating the 12 days of #ACAB!

Every day we're sharing a key piece of Know Your Rights information for protest movements and political organisers.

Beause all we want for Christmas is... an end to police repression.

01.12.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
The genomes of ancient cats from archaeological sites across Europe and Anatolia (circles in the map) revealed that domestic cats were introduced to Europe from North Africa starting at 2,000 years ago, several millennia after the onset of the Neolithic in Europe; African wildcats in Sardinia originate from a distinct wildcat population in Northwest Africa

The genomes of ancient cats from archaeological sites across Europe and Anatolia (circles in the map) revealed that domestic cats were introduced to Europe from North Africa starting at 2,000 years ago, several millennia after the onset of the Neolithic in Europe; African wildcats in Sardinia originate from a distinct wildcat population in Northwest Africa

Domestic cats πŸˆβ€β¬› are most genetically similar to African wildcats, but the (modern) domestic cats probably weren't introduced into Europe until the 1st century CE, which is rather late, all things considered. πŸ§ͺ

Link: www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...

02.12.2025 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Times: "Hey, I'm concerned that Britiain is Full."
UK State: "OK, I hear your legitimate concerns, let's sort that out. How about if we made the country less full?"
The Times: "Hahaha, no. Engerland for the English."

28.11.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

US banking giant to build new HQ in Canary Wharf

27.11.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Retrospectively I can see that *Warhammer* and *Warhammer 40k* were both early expressions of a homegrown form of religiocentrism that was beginning to shape and color Norwegian life...

26.11.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

John McDonnell, Richard Burgon, Ian Byrne, Rebecca Long-Bailey, Imran Hussain, Apsana Begum and Zarah Sultana

26.11.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"My beloved working class, safe behind a locked door in the cellar."

25.11.2025 08:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Petition: Call a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy We are concerned about reported efforts from Russia to influence democracy in the US, UK, Europe and elsewhere. We believe we must establish the depth and breadth of possible Russian influence campaig...

21K and rising fast
Petition: Call a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...

24.11.2025 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

I keep returning to the models listed on eBay - but I worry I would enjoy painting at that scale too much.

22.11.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

> have 1/6 of the cake
> want 1/2 of the cake
> destroys 2/3 of the cake
> now have 1/2 of remaining cake
> blissful happiness

21.11.2025 07:54 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Saw your boyfriend on the train and immediately texted the British Transport Police on 61016 to report something that doesn’t look right

20.11.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

My assumption was that fae and faery are archaising spellings to make it sound more serious, like Crowley's use of magick.

20.11.2025 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

George Box was right. Unfortunately the definition of "useful" in this case will be boiled down to "profitable".

20.11.2025 09:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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