TJ Macías

a netflix ad shows a woman talking to another woman and says " you 're making me look bad " ALT: a netflix ad shows a woman talking to another woman and says " you 're making me look bad "

It’s the 4th quarter and I’m trying to get my dad back into Kings basketball for the first time in years and C’MON BOYS REALLY

Pretty sure the only requirement to be an NFL head coach is that your name is Mike.

I needed this tonight, Kings.

Preseason or not, I love you

Dinner with some of my favorite girls

Is legalized sports betting making sports and society worse? What new poll shows Murphy v. National Collegiate Athletic Association switched up the game completely.

Murphy v. National Collegiate Athletic Association switched up the game completely.
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Per ESPN Research, A'ja Wilson has become the first player in WNBA history with consecutive games of at least 25 points, three blocks and three steals in either the regular season or the playoffs. In a related story, there's still a quarter left to play.

New level of petty? Yankees throw fuel on Red Sox rivalry fire via Ticketmaster Fenway Park would NEVER.

I had to.

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Damn. I thought Ray came between you but that must have been a rumor

Why did you and Adam ever break up?

If all these actors don’t donate at least $500k per winner I swear

Owen freaking Cooper

John Oliver knew the assignment

a woman in a blue shirt sits at a wooden table ALT: a woman in a blue shirt sits at a wooden table

Look at my girlfriend, winning awards and crap

MILKSHAKE!!!!! Yesssss he deserves it so much

a woman is making a funny face and saying `` alright '' while looking at the camera . ALT: a woman is making a funny face and saying `` alright '' while looking at the camera .

Me seeing Minneapolis on TV: Damn, that city looks dismal af.

Val: Says the girl from SACRAMENTO

Me:

Teacher praised Charlie Kirk killing as ‘1 Nazi down.’ Now he’s on leave in Iowa “This hate has no place in our state, and certainly does not belong in our schools.”

www.kansascity.com/news/nation-...

Blame Ray

TAKE THE VITAMINS!!!!!

Whenever I try to shove vitamins down @beezygrey.bsky.social’s throat

Like…….what

Like….what in the entire living f.

I’m old enough to remember when the MTV VMAS were on MTV, now hand me my f***ing sleepy time tea

"Gross. Straight people flirt weird." - my lesbian roommate

Hello, good evening — my dog wishes you a cactus up your anus if you think fireworks right now are cool.

If you want to witness something graceful, don't watch me eat a salad.

Ngl, I know this Valkyries game feels like a Tolstoy novel, but I’ve been dying listening to @morganragan.bsky.social — feisty af tonight and it’s perfect.