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what’s your favorite muppet movie? 🌈 🐸 🐷

Yeah. You could make it sexy instead

I feel like theyre trying to make liking ai to be subversive and cool

I'm gonna eat it like pasta

Work has me feeling fucking crazy i need a distraction

It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your mom died.

I literally told my current boss that my former boss was "fucking nuts" 💀

The Girl from A.U.N.T.I.E: The Sky-High Affair. 1966 4 glamourous women, 3 with weapons Their names are DEW TELL, LOTTA PHUN, BRICK WALL, MADAME LAFARGE

I want to hit chris pr**t with hammers

'Shame Thrives in Seclusion:' How AI Porn Chatbots Isolate Us All "Sex is human, sex is animal, sex is social," porn historian Noelle Perdue writes in her analysis of AI-powered erotic chatbots.

"Sex is human, sex is animal, sex is social," porn historian Noelle Perdue writes in her analysis of AI-powered erotic chatbots.

Like why didn't I think of that

Forever thinking about the dude I sat next to on a 9 hour train ride who spent the entire journey drinking beers and playing crusader kings

Same image as before, different palette; Red, blue and purple, on black background. The background was brown on the previous image, which I forgot to mention.

The second colour option is on a black t-shirt and more closely resembles the original image from 2024, with blue, red and purple palette

#art #fantasyart #fantasy #artsky #ocart

You Can’t Post Your Way Out of Fascism Authoritarians and tech CEOs now share the same goal: to keep us locked in an eternal doomscroll instead of organizing against them, Janus Rose writes.

timely reminder to everyone including myself to stop wasting time bloviating on here and go outside

Every time somebody does a homophobia to me I am caught between making a scene, quietly moving on, or immediately boarding a plane to a far off place

I've had more homophobic shit said to me in the last 3 months than the previous decade combined

"they're trying to speak specifically to how "
'afab' people can train to present more masc"

Here's the thing

Regardless of your assigned gender, physique training is contradictory in that it is very individualized, and you'll use the same approaches regardless of if you have a puss or not.

How hard is it to say, "Hey, You there, You into this? Then this is for you." If you want the boxers or the thongs or the boulder shoulders, it doesn't matter what categories you may or may not fall into.

Instagram underwear ads are in a similarly tricky spot.

It's so funny to me that personal trainers are on Instagram, exposing the limits of language and the futility of categorization.

Im sorry but seeing a fitness ad for "masc presenting afab individuals" is sending me

Neighbors making onions at 1 am

phlebotomists love me

This blurry pic can't do justice to how gnarly my arm veins looked today

I wish I went to a gayer gym so I could confidently write "juicy tits" on the New Years resolution board

I just saw an ozempic ad during the Lockheed Martin football game. Truly this country is the worst

I spent hours getting in drag for a party that was canceled, and the host of said party (who i shan't name) owes me $1 million

Every trans person should get an extra $100 per hour on their paycheck for pain and suffering

And then I treated myself to a yummy dinner and wine with a pal