sissy hankshaw

🚨 ALERT 🚨 It is now officially babies in tiny jackets with ears on the hoods season. Please be on the lookout for babies in tiny jackets with ears on the hoods at all times.

halibut cowl

No Closer to Heaven remaster sounds so fucking good

Wi$h Li$t is Travis's paper rings and I fear the winner is clear........

I can forgive one not great album but the AI............

i'm worried about stuff that's real but i guess it's nice everyone's talking what feelings of the computer we may be hurting

ICE admits that up to 50% of arrests in its Chicago raids are "collateral.” These aren't statistics. They are parents taken from their children, neighbors taken from our communities. When does a "collateral" U.S. citizen child's trauma matter? This isn't law enforcement; it's a campaign of terror.

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

"I'm not a bad bitch, and this isn't savage" on a track five might actually be unforgivable

every headline today: "Man Who Could Absolutely Get It Dies at 89"

Realizing that even if I'm not actively teaching I do hold a teaching license that the state could take away for untoward comments on CK's death........ anyway fuck ICE free Palestine and idgaf about a podcaster dying

Dave Portnoy tweet saying ‘absolutely disgusting and disturbing video from Charlie Kirk shooting today. Hoping for the best for him and his family. Anybody who is happy about this is a disgusting human.’

Pop Crave Tweet: ‘Barstool Sports CEO Dave Portnoy says he hopes a missile hits Greta Thunberg’s boat as she sails away with aid: “I hope they hit a f*cking, like, a missile on her boat. Knock that boat down. Greta or whatever her name is”

This explains it better than I can

Womp womp

"there's only one bed" is the most venerable and sacred of romance tropes for a reason

telling my husband I'm cheating when I immediately lock my phone when he comes up behind me (was actually reading petekey lore again)

this is what having a toddler is like

I, at 29 years old, got accidentally invited to someone's birthday because they thought they were inviting someone else. I have been having this specific nightmare since I was like 11. 😀👍

at least toby keith is dead this time

it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time

The 9:30am turkey sandwich will save you btw

Inspired by Your Name (Wyatt's Song) by The Wonder Years. "I drove you home, listening to God Only Knows" which has been stuck in my head since Brian Wilson died (RIP)

"He curses with conviction as Heavy Metal Drummer plays us out" ➡️ Heavy Metal Drummer by Wilco

I am compiling a silly playlist for my own amusement and need your help <3 songs referenced (by name!! in context!!!) within other songs.

"He sent me Downtown Lights / I hadn't heard it in awhile" ➡️ Downtown Lights by The Blue Nile

Not sampled! Not a vague reference! Songs SPECIFICALLY by name!

My mortal enemy came into my work yesterday and I deserve an Oscar nom for how pleasant I was towards her

I did it 🫡

guy who thinks cranking ur hog just means operating your emergency ham radio

It's FUCK ICE forever btw!!!

I desperately want to be friends with my next door neighbor. I had two opportunities this morning to ask her for her # to see if our toddlers could play together. I'm so awkward that I literally ran from the interaction instead of asking her. I hate everything lol

Tired: the girls are fighting

Wired: the most divorced men you can even imagine are fighting

the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will