Mads

going butch for my pap smear

you're actually not allowed to cum while in the sensory deprivation chamber

dusting off the tarot deck to see what my friend's cats think of each other

Was Dolly Parton living in a fantasy world or did we all just lose 5 more hours of our waking lives every week to freak capitalists doing mental gymnastics around the fact that eating, breathing, and resting are all required and therefore part of the work required for work

The nutrition label of a bone broth packet that has "WARNING: Lead - Reproductive Harm www.P65Warnings.ca.gov/food"

Should I consume the Lead Broth? (available in-stores now!)

going gentile into that good night

I've had this dream before and woke up to realize my underwear was giving me a wedgie in the night

🚨Do NOT 🙅 operate heavy machinery while under the influence of being sooo horny ✋ STOP 🛑 being sooo horny before operating heavy machinery 🗣️📣 This is a Public Service Announcement 🚨

imagine driving while under the influence of being sooo horny

Just made a purchase and WASN'T asked if I'd like to leave a tip. Is this what heaven is like?

Also maybe landlords and employers should pay into a fund for the worker's general cost of transit. 🤔 It may encourage landlords and businesses to aim for / build / request from cities more walkable locations

There are countries where employers must pay into a fund for the housing of their employees, and is usually a percentage of the employee's salary. I wonder what would happen if employers had to directly pay a percentage of the employee's rent or mortgage. Would it pit employers against landlords?

cried in front of my boss today because my landlord is being mean to me 👍

entering my bollywood era - they seem to be having a fun time

The echo chamber just told me that I am cool and smart and funny and also that I have a fat pussy I love my echo chamber

every baldie should just, uh, keep up the good work I guess

every non-baldie should probably shave their head every few years just to see what's going on under there

objection.lol/objection/75...

I found a website that lets you make custom Ace Attorney scenes so I made one about my all-time stupidest customer at work

Idk he just /gets/ me

A highlighted portion of the Preface, wherein after some talk about how this essay-become-book was getting way too long to be an essay and was maybe getting off-point of the original essay emphasis, Graeber writes, "In the end I decided: everyone hates a long essay; everyone loves a short book."

Context:

is the magic of key lime pie in the pain of using key limes

Realizing that when I order a martini, what I actually want is olive juice with a splash of spirits

The cover of the book, "Pirate Enlightenment, or the Real Libertalia" by David Graeber. The cover is red with debossed black lettering, and a debossed 8-sided star with a green circle in the middle.

David Graeber was such a cutie 😭

The movie Cars is just how suburban city developers envision their inhabitants

maybe /this/ one will treat me better

I just realized that when I leave a social media site (for good) it feels a lot like a breakup.

overturning some tables later, on biblical grounds

thank you yes I would love to see more content liked by this pleasant albeit horny man

someone I follow on Instagram likes exclusively thirst trap content and I love him for it

opening human-food cans outside to avoid activating the cats I live with