Jay Novak, genius [citation needed]

After "Stopping" ":Eight" "Wars", President Trump Considers Bid for Nobel War Prize

Rex Morgan, MD. It's HI-larious.

🩸Vampire Therapist🩸 is officially available for Nintendo and Playstation consoles, with Xbox following on March 5.

It's the cure for 2026 you never knew you needed! Please spread the word! 🦇

Links below.

@emophilips.bsky.social liked my post! That basically makes us BFFs, right?

Post your contextless photoshops

A malformation in the guise of many.

Wu-Tang Clan if they were into LOTR instead of kung-fu movies:

"Torture!
I'll fuckin', I'll fuckin' knock your ass down on Weathertop and stab you in the fuckin' arm with a Morgul blade BLAOW!
I'll fuckin' take yo fuckin jewelry, I'll take them shits and throw them in a fuckin' volcano TSSSSSSS!"

The Mack will return in Averngers: Doomsday.

I don't see anything...it just looks like a shadow.

The left Doc Brown looks like John Lithgow.

Mine is the Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987).

(I also saw Empire Strikes Back at a drive-in, though I only barely remember it.)

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...

NERV employee on the scene: "It looks like she fell, hit her head on the mainframe, bounced off, then hit the floor."

Me: "I guess there won't be a..." *puts on sunglasses* "third impact."

WAAAA-AAAAAA!

Shitpost that sounds like a shitpost:
They are called “movies” because the first actors were all cows.

Post a banger not in English:
youtu.be/cUAP-fE81zs?...

A trans-femme artist who blends rock and rap to make intentionally crappy, mock-jingoistic music:
"My name is
RID!
KOCK!"

DESCRIBE YOUR FAVORITE BOARD GAME WITHOUT MENTIONING THE TITLE.

You have to get people from point A to point B without getting blown up, starving, running out of gas, losing all the people, or just becoming completely hopeless, all while escaping death robots. BUT YOU MIGHT BE A DEATH ROBOT.

I didn't even notice! I was too busy counting arms!

Just some normal guardsmen and women doing normal guardsmen and women things.

Did the owl see his shadow? (I didn't watch the Superb Owl pageant).

Murderers have motives; serial killers have motifs.

Introduce yourself with 5 songs:

Old College Try - The Mountain Goats
Like a Friend - Pulp
The Model - Belle & Sebastian
Life on Mars? - David Bowie
Strawberry Fields Forever - The Beatles

It's Bandcamp Friday! Please buy music from my band. We play doom metal.

djinnandmiskatonic.bandcamp.com

Look, going to an island is not a crime. There are LITERALLY hundreds--HUNDREDS--of people who LIVE on islands!

Cruel Angel's PJs.

The guys in Suicidal Tendencies are so old now they changed the line to "All I wanted was a Pepcid."

Life is like a hurricane
In this hurricane
Race cars, space ships aeroplanes
In a hurricane
Might solve a mystery
Of why it’s windy
#badfirstdrafts

The solution:

What shall I do now?
get angry
How?
i'm always angry

YouTube video by TotallyFCKD Wrestler Hypnotizes Opponents, Creating Dance Party

Then explain this!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pprl...

Ballet is fake. That woman doesn't even look like a swan.