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Watching King of the Hill, I think it's safe to say the Simpsons really borked it by not closing up shop after season 12 or so and coming back down the road with a reboot featuring all the heavy hitters that made the show what it was in its prime

There's our guy

I can knock it out before even getting out of bed

someone's been listening to AM Gold this morning

It's real and it sucks!

Alright well that's enough scrolling for one day

seems like its close to that trump thing

the answer is in the chant: let's go max you're the best wrestler alive let's go max you're the best wrestler alive

1. Keep

2. Kick

3. Kickickkickickkickickkickickkickickkickickkickickkickick

4. Keep

America is colonizing the moon and Jim Acosta interviewed an AI version of one of the Parkland victims. Banner day

Trident getting work tonight

Jay Buhner fucking sucks dude

We once loved pigeons. We might not remember that, but they do | Joseph Earp The gentle, beautiful curiosity of humans led to the discovery that these birds are able to differentiate between paintings by Monet and Picasso

It's nice to see more discussion about the origin of pigeons that, like gentle and humble dandelions, follow in the dismissive wreckage of human history, without any fault of their own.

it's so funny when elected officials come on here and let you know, entirely unprompted, that they are extremely stupid

This should go without saying but I know it doesn't so here we go: do not answer that post

what's in the news today?

installed an ai of the uvalde shooter on my phone and now i’m invincible to cops

goms!

That's the stuff

I was a Calgary Stampeders season ticket holder for like 6 or 7 years once upon a time. Now here we are with me unaware that the CFL is 7 weeks deep already

Invented a new cocktail that’s equal parts ever clear and the panera lemonade that killed people

he says the thing CM Punk also says

My favourite thing to do on this entire planet continues to be nothing

Deciding you want to win the belt after the main event at mania you're not even in is up there

why does everyone on the angels look like that

I think about that all the time. It would HAVE to be better, no?

Hulk Hogan 9/11 meme

i sent this to a friend and it was how they found out hulk hogan died

Josh is going to home run dance on @fifthfeather.bsky.social's grave

I still think mountain is best but living on Pacific works out just fine

see now that's a good friend