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Dilettante, here to escape K-Mart Goebbels and talk primarily about sports.

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So I just got a statement from California AG Bonta's office:
"Paramount/Warner Bros is not a done deal. These two Hollywood titans have not cleared regulatory scrutiny β€” the California Department of Justice has an open investigation, and we intend to be vigorous in our review"

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they’re calling it the most incel shit in history x.com/weretuna/sta...

27.02.2026 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1707    πŸ” 153    πŸ’¬ 84    πŸ“Œ 150

This is a hilarious claim because the US National Intelligence Council said in 2021: "We assess that China did not deploy interference efforts and considered but did not deploy influence efforts intended to change the outcome of the US Presidential election. We have high confidence in this judgment"

26.02.2026 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 113    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Love to harm my core business in pursuit of my new magic bean business.

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former #Canucks captain is now a bad memory. zero respect.

good people don’t get chummy with child-sex trafficking rapists.

that goes for the rest of the U.S. men’s πŸ’ team too. Leafs’ Matthews, Sens’ TKachuck and Jets’ Hellebuyck are in for an β€œelbows up” reception in πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ rinks.

26.02.2026 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 247    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 7

[You Were Never Really Here πŸ”¨ scene]

26.02.2026 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump could end the Ukraine war if he treated Russia like Minnesota.

25.02.2026 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Hanson brothers in Slap Shot, sitting in their uniforms with bloody faces

The Hanson brothers in Slap Shot, sitting in their uniforms with bloody faces

Fictional athletes that would or would not have accepted a Trump WH invitation. Obvious place to start, and I'm sorry but definitely yes they would have gone:

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Jack "Cap" Roonie, Willie Beamen, and Tony D'Amato from Any Given Sunday.

Jack "Cap" Roonie, Willie Beamen, and Tony D'Amato from Any Given Sunday.

Yes, no, and would rather die (for that inch)

25.02.2026 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sad and low energy.

25.02.2026 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Probably still on an IV drip to recover from last night.

25.02.2026 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so glad Quinn Hughes is gone just in case I ever watch the NHL again. I hope he has a season ending injury.

25.02.2026 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Most of them are borderline high-school drop outs and deeply conservative. It's easily the most conservative sport other than maybe NASCAR or the PGA.

25.02.2026 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It seems like a lot of people still don't know that he admitted to his lawyer that he committed sexual assault. We know this because his lawyer was hacked, so it wouldn't be admissible as evidence in court, but we still do know that he told his lawyer he did it.

25.02.2026 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 295    πŸ” 86    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

A good call.

25.02.2026 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jeffries is gonna be big mad.

25.02.2026 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The drugs wear off and he has to go back to his written remarks. He doesn't look like he has much time left.

25.02.2026 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope Quinn shreds his ACL next week :)

25.02.2026 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump won't recognize the Epstein victims in the crowd tonight. He hasn't seen them since they were 14

25.02.2026 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3151    πŸ” 670    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 22

"You know, in the end, he wasn't so bad."

24.02.2026 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Does it matter that much in the grand scheme of things? No. Will I feel bad if a Hughes brother tears an achilles? Also no.

24.02.2026 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just left and didn't come back, partly because the Canucks tucked, and partly because I didn't want to cheer for shitheads like JT Miller or David Booth. There's just... more to life than cheering for some dipshit who plays in Minnesota and wants to aw shucks to the White House.

24.02.2026 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope Minnesota Wild fans turn on Quinn Hughes. I'm glad I stopped watching the NHL. It's not much fun cheering for a bunch of illiterate high-school dropouts, and I refuse to simply ignore it. There are better things to do with life.

24.02.2026 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You're an expert? Not so fast. I'm a bigot with an agenda. So we're basically equals.

24.02.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 235    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

I'm sure every one of them voted for him (those that actually vote -- not sure it's over 30% with that group)

24.02.2026 06:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I bet he rambles about this for 10 minutes and then spends 2 hours attacking his enemies and then comes back to it for 10 minutes. It'll be interesting (depressing?) to see how it's covered.

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Sam Altman’s anti-human worldview OpenAI CEO downgrades humanity in pursuit of goal to merge with computers

OpenAI is a menace. Two recent stories make that clearer than ever.

One day you have Sam Altman denigrating humanity to defend AI. The next, WSJ reveals OpenAI could have alerted Canadian police of a potential mass shooter, but refused pressure from employees. That person went on to kill 8 people.

23.02.2026 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1644    πŸ” 614    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 74

This is great commentary. Altman thinking The Social Network was an aspirational biopic for young entrepreneurs reveals everything essential about his (absent) character. He's likely a fully realised sociopath of zero redeeming value; at absolute best he's vapid and amoral grifter

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