Jerckmeister Harmonies

It answers almost everything with the same bizarre sentence structure, regardless of topic

WHAT

Fuck offff

Seeing it next week I am HYPE

Kind of glad I’m currently unable to post on Twitter if I’m being honest

Lord, I see what you have done for others

and/or a disc of Krolikiewicz’s The Dancing Hawk, which is an essential companion piece to the other feature he shot and which has been much better treated on home video (Gerhard Kargl’s Angst)

Same with Zbigniew Rybczyński’s work; I went to the trouble of buying PAL DVDs from his own shop ages ago but an HD compilation would be a major event for global animation, even more so if it could license some of his later music video work

I’ve loved what little of his work I could get my hands on for decades; while it’s a shame the Radiance set didn’t/couldn’t include 1958’s Dom, if they (or anyone— @deafcrocodile.bsky.social ??) were able to bag Adam 2 and his remaining shorts it would be an absolute coup

Devouring @filmsradiance.bsky.social ‘s Essential Polish Animation set and only just learning— to my mild embarrassment and utter delight— that the great Jan Lenica directed a feature-length animation, 1968’s Adam 2

I like to give Britain shit as much as the next guy but you do have to hand them one thing: they didn’t elect Jimmy Savile prime minister

Choosing to believe for my own sanity that they ordered one case and have never sold any because, c’mon. Look at it

Somehow this is a real product that is continually stocked at the convenience store I regularly shop at

Also v good with sea salt and/or tajin

Do you know how many calories are in a POUND of watermelon? Less than 150! That’s insane! It’s just water and fiber and a little bit of sugar!

I have discovered the cutting equivalent, and I’m just annoyed that it took me until so late in the summer: EAGWEW, or Eat A Goddamned Watermelon Every Week

So there’s a thing called GOMAD sometimes recommended to lifters trying to bulk up; it stands for Gallon Of Milk A Day and it’s a) disgusting and b) probably only ever manageable if you’re a teenager. This is going somewhere, I promise (con’t)

Ok occasionally (VERY occasionally) they apply moderation correctly and it’s satisfying to see the hammer come down

I would sink every single fucking Waymo to the bottom of the sea in return for universal health care

For the reminder that most people are decent and Philly is a welcoming place

Not gonna lie, after yesterday’s horrifying DOJ news, Hegseth’s gleeful bigotry, and just generally spending time on the hell site (where transphobia is structurally amplified and encouraged) it’s really doing me good to see a couple of trans girls at the diner this morning just having a normal one

There’s no way he has a) custody that often or b) a pull out couch

No skill was involved, I just got the Compressed Air Tank/M1 combo and shredded every boss including the Kill Pillars and Dragun

Anyway, finally

Guess who caught a week long Twitter lockout for “encouraging self harm”

lol is Twitter crashing again

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Shot/chaser