David Wright (it/them)

Oh, I'm quite certain that death and torture are the low birds on *that* totem pole. The problem is, I'm just not sick and perverted enough to imagine where the heck that train of thought runs. That's Black Ground, folks. Nothing human lives there. If that troubles you, then good. It should.

You'll notice the complete absence of Elon Musk in that list ANYWHERE.

Oh, but that's not the fun part. Even if they choke this idiot off in the mid-terms this fall and he can't do anything but bluster and fart for the rest of his term, Americans and their descendants will be paying the tab for this presidency for 20 generations.

Bad news, Laura. By your standards, not even *you* are white enough. Weren't Hitler's Aryans all blonde and blue-eyed? (Yeah, he didn't even fit the bill for his own 'master race'. The irony is bloody cloying 🤪)

OK, but what is a 'film critic'? Why don't I tell you what a film critic is? It's somebody too lazy to get a real job, but they like to watch films, so they claim their opinion of films is important enough that people should pay them to write them down.

Trump lied. I fail to see the news here. He lies about literally everything that comes out of his mouth. At this point it would not startle me in the slightest to find that his name is not actually Trump, but rather Koslov.

Premise accepted, but I suspect it goes a bit farther. I think the key question in their hiring interview was, "Have you ever committed a felony?" And the correct answer was "Yes."

Well, not to you. That's kind of the point. You aren't actually everybody, and people's tastes vary widely. I can barely tolerate the 'wail and weep: lonesome' style of country music, but some people *love* that stuff. My opinion is just mine. It's not the only one that matters.

No. Because I'm Canadian. You might have heard. We have a tendency to be polite. Even to people we disagree with. If killing them is going to cause some poor soul extreme distress, I'm perfectly willing to settle for less. Get them gone is the objective. The mechanism is a detail.

The reason it's so *popular* is because it is, canonically, the *worst movie ever made*. That's why it's a cultural phenomenon. Dr. Frankenfurter is probably the only transvestite outfit you'll ever find on an adult male who's not actually a transvestite. 🙂

Oh, they're deadly serious. They're also barking mad. The second thing is the problem, here.

Man, I keep seeing Ms. Swift in that swimsuit, and I just hope to Christ it's a whole lot more comfortable than it looks...

Donald would know how hard it is to root for people. He's the most hated president in the history of your nation.

Trump will be gone someday, and there will be a few news outlets that will be staring down the barrel of fifty years of trying to re-establish any credibility at all.

Everybody misses the one biggest failure of his life. He didn't manage to strangle himself with his own umbilical cord.

So let me see if I've got this right. They're busily assaulting, kidnapping, and murdering people. But they're miffed because their paychecks are late. ???????

I'd prefer hung. Or better yet, firing squad. But for the sake of the sensibilities of kinder hearts, life in prison will do. I'm not greedy.

Hey, don't scoff at the paychecks those 'ICE' goons are getting. Those payroll records will identify every single one of those scumbags, so when the Pedophile-in-Chief gets booted, everybody will find out who they are, and they'll *all* be prosecuted and thrown in jail for their myriad crimes.

You mean she'll lie her butt off and perjure herself for a 'get out of jail free' card? Yeah, I bet she will. Especially since Trump has probably sweetened the deal with a shady million-dollar payout if she lies convincingly enough.

Well, it was their investigation, so they can mock themselves as much as they want. These days, it fits. The question I want answered is why they're still calling his death a suicide. Nobody buys that BS. *Especially* not Rotten Donnie. He probably paid for the hit.

Thank you ever so much! 😊

Actually, try the same thing, but don't dust it with sugar. Hit it with a little butter and Maple Syrup. Welcome to the wonderful world of French Toast. 🙂 Your mouth will love you forever. You're welcome.

Well, in fairness, he is a world-class athlete in peak condition, but still...impressive. 🙂

How can Americans live with so many Spanish speaking people and not pick up *any*? I know a little Spanish because I loved, "Eres Tu" by Mocedades. I wanted to know what she was saying. Same reason I picked up some Japanese, for "Ue O Muite Aruko" (named 'Sukiyaki' in the US), by Kyu Sakamoto.

Good aim, too, kid... 😁

That's what they said about the Rocky Horror Picture Show. It turned out it was. Good thing it's not up to you. 🙂

What? You've never seen a werewolf movie before?

Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of guys.

The reason he doesn't like representing the USA, Donald, is because *YOU* are currently in charge of it. He's fine with the USA. Just not the crap that *you* are doing to it.

Well, pretty much anybody who knew what they were doing, I suppose. I realize that's a minority. Just on cursory inspection, I looked at a bunch of still graphics that *should* have been uploaded as GIF, and, as you suggest, they were all JPG. Hence considerably bigger than they needed to be. 🫤