G. Wolf

“Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me, you can't get fooled again.”

When I was in first grade I had a spelling test featuring the word “breakfast.” That morning, I’d seen “Break the Fast” on my Honey Nut Cheerios box, so I spelled breakfast “breakthefast” and that is something I will never forget.

This is trash and I’m all out of patience

You’ve gotta admit it’s very convenient that 100 mph is basically the upper limit for how fast humans can throw baseballs. Pretty much the best argument against the metric system

IMO is a lot more to do with general suck than the pitch

Like I said lol

Yeah just don’t see how you do that with guys who can’t consistently pass accurately more than ten yards. Hopefully once RKM is healthy Xavi can stick to the 10 role

There is no reason to play Palhinha against a team like this but he has to eat minutes somewhere

I think lack of creative midfield depth and two games a week means basically hoping to squeak over the line with this kind of lineup against bad clubs. Alas…

Can’t believe I have to work during the Rapture tomorrow

The coolest thing about Pitt is since 1980, they’ve produced maybe the best defensive player all time, a top 5 corner all time, a top 5 receiver all time, 2 top 15 all-time RBs, another top 50 all-time RB, and their best season was getting slaughtered by Utah at the fiesta bowl

Rubicon

DC, 2012ish. Walked into a bar bathroom and it overwhelmingly smelled ofnurinal cakes. Got back to my beer, a Sunset Wheat, went to take a shot and all I could smell was urinal cakes. Haven’t touched one since.

GNK-Janssen-Chadli
Stambouli-Mason-Bentaleb
Fazio-Wimmer-Vorm

Or he’s Timo Werner 2.0

I had a Utica Club the other night and it was glorious

I mean at this trash from the article on kit history. The first slide has this year’s kit so it’s not like it was published before the Europa League title. Lazy

Eze never really made much sense to me given his age, profile, and you bf er players we’ve recently signed for that role, so I’m not really bothered by not signing him. Bring me a pass-y boi, please.

OTOH, Eze could lift that other club to finish above second, and I’m not thrilled about that idea

There’s this guy in Germany with a great record the premier league that would excel in that role

Also, while traveling in Amsterdam, made a sandwich out of leftover ribs from Cafe de Klos, kimchi, a spicy mayo, and arugula. Banger.

The Chivito at Fast Gourmet (RIP) in DC

Believe it or not Coco has scored with his right foot www.instagram.com/p/DNWLh9HtEz...

Gonna need to find a new favorite player now I guess

I hate it so much

Slightly diminish a band name: Serf Huron

Hell yeah dude

Creating memes is pretty much the only thing I use AI for and I’m disappointed to say I’m very impressed

FRAAB

I’m already eagerly awaiting the release of next year’s schedule so I can see him in Philly or New York