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This is really the military’s fault. When will congress act to shut down these dangerous kill factories

CEO shooter guy lived the meme, goddam

nerd shit

Looking at the jar of dog peanut butter like it’s a cop’s gun

what if there was a movie about how a guy's empathy is part of his superpower. Now what if that movie was good and had a synthy score that gives you chills and looks amazing

when bsky goes down I’m forced to write stuff like “I don’t respect the Philadelphia 76ers” into my fancy notebook instead

RIP to Jim, a very special man I've been thinking about a lot lately.

pass that sweet mud brother

when your dad just used you as a background to electronically deposit a check

Devil's food donut

the press loves interviewing guys named like “geoff in dayton” who is “an undecided voter who retired from the welding business and now runs a local civic organization” - and then 5 seconds on facebook tells you he’s never voted dem, was an accountant at a steel multinational and runs the local klan

my posts depict trauma Maturely , whereas your posts are a day at the circus when it comes to the pain of victims

Remember, when Google glasses came out, users were asked to leave restaurants and other public venues, and otherwise bothered by people who didn't want to be filmed, so often that the product flopped massively and was shelved. We can do it again. I believe in our collective power to be annoying.

When you find a clean pair of underwear allowing you to put off laundry one more day

“who watches the watchmen?” lmao what a dumb question. more watchmen, of course. easy. next question

This plus Adams in court? Fantastic

The Newsroom guy telling the pilot Bin Laden is dead

First person to post the link in chat

Cop Land, great movie

I love to block a lawyer for the Amazon Labor Union because he won't stop posting Israel shit. Just great.

My girlfriend's dad was talking about suppressed wages and layoffs as a capital strike and then told me about a local cover band called Captain Rat. He rules

Their almond butter protein granola kinda hits

Listening to the Oppenheimer soundtrack

ZZ Top's La Grange playing at the taco place #blessed

Aides tell Mayor Adams that the floodwaters are threatening the deposits of minerals and gems beneath the New York City that give it its special energy. He hops into a city vehicle and drives it down the sidewalk to a restaurant owned by someone who has been imprisoned twice for Medicare fraud.

If you support him we are NOT friends

Same for Ted Leo too. All the days inside blended together so I was still trying to get rid of Ted tickets day off because I thought it was still Saturday.

Cryptid reddit always cracks me up God bless em