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Turgid Jacobian

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I like a lot of things. Other things, less.

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a man in a white shirt and tie is sitting in a chair Alt: a man in a white shirt and tie is sitting in a chair - Arlo and Daryl from The Zero Effect

The Corrodium Deduction

#ASongOrMovieForAllAboutRules

14.10.2025 11:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, cozycore. Yes, very soothing.

14.10.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

John Oliver often misses for me. This, however, was excellent.

14.10.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, good, free speech pens.

13.10.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's an ignorant foolish man far outside his depth.

13.10.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please go, Sean. Take all the best people you know and all the people you know best. Godspeed.

13.10.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"This lambada is held to mock the love we feel for heterosexuality."

13.10.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Make no mistake, they have ruthlessly organized this dance - the forbidden dance - to signal their willingness to do violence"

13.10.2025 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They kinda all sound like this now

13.10.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, shouldn't be allowed to claim they're law-monks if they're not willing to live like law-monks.

13.10.2025 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whoa, some magic from Mayfield

12.10.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The problem is that Weis is a grifter, not that Weis is a she.

12.10.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The free breakfast I got at my middle school taught me that even generic rice krispies could be made into a good facsimile of the chocolate version with chocolate milk.

12.10.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, how lovely!

12.10.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, firing those people was an anti deficiency act violation.

12.10.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm with you

12.10.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(I grew up in the 3/4 of the state where 1/4 of the people lived)

12.10.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unsavory white power and punishing the poor shit

12.10.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As to the "why?" Because they're extremely impressed with themselves.

12.10.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think retired justices even get to hire a clerk (to share among them, I'm remembering)

12.10.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Latin Kings have existed for like 70 years. I don't think that's our guy.

12.10.2025 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character is standing in front of a door and covering his nose . Alt: a cartoon character is standing in front of a door and covering his nose .

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

12.10.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3

Aj, the land of the bean and the cod

12.10.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Very disappointing Saturday :(

12.10.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck, that sucks.

11.10.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But there may actually be a way. Makes no sense at all given CR, but since when is sense involved

11.10.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

General Transfer Authority says "for the same purpose"

11.10.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Which is to say there is no way to "properly" do this.

11.10.2025 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aside from the fact that this is totally illegal.

11.10.2025 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why would they say no, it's what the President tweeted to do?

11.10.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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