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Dorothy Parker to Robert Benchley, December 31, 1929. Happy New Year!

A painting of Discworld's death surrounded by cats at a fireplace.

Hi! It's my birthday today, and I just finished a big Discworld piece for art class - birthday RSs would be very appreciated!

Me talking to myself.

“Luffy would be unequivocally pro-Palestine. That is apparent.”

This didn’t happen. While the apartheid regime spreads lies, just a reminder that instead of distributing aid, they actually destroyed medicine stores when they attacked Al Shifa hospital.

There is no bottom for how low the apartheid regime will stoop, or how blatantly they will lie.

Palestinians have been saying this for years. The FIRST places the IOF attack in Gaza are hospitals, schools, mosques, then residences. It is known and carved into stone. It doesn’t make any strategic sense to “hide” in these places. The apartheid regime just wants to murder the most Palestinians.

A screenshot of an article in SALON with the heading “Wild pig-like animals are tearing up an Arizona golf course”. The accompanying photo is of a javelina in recline, presumably on said golf course. Excerpt reads as follows: “She's an eco-vengeance iconoclast who loves coyote pee and running at manic speeds. She's an unstoppable chaos queen with a stink-nipple on her butt, who turns luxury Arizona golf courses into free range charcuterie boards for her grub-worm girl dinner. She's a guerilla class-warfare legend whose mating call sounds like the hissing warb-garble of a cappuccino machine milk-steamer. She's the internet's most beloved trash-eating ungulate - the uncompromising, the indefatigable, the lovely javelina.”

Please enjoy this, the most breathless and accurate description of a javelina ever penned (see alt for easier-to-read copy):

Mockup of 2 cute compression sheer socks

Here is a very basic mockup of 2 compression socks designs.

They'll be sheer compression socks. One is going to be a sheer black with fishnets over them and a pretty lace fabric on top. The other is gonna be a white sheer with pretty frills and bows on the side.

I can't believe 3 pm was 12 years ago

this is also going to blow some minds but here's a fun fact: if there is a terrorist sitting in the middle of 1000 civilians, and you're 100% sure and can confirm that the terrorist is there, it is still under all circumstances a war crime to call an air strike on that location

you know considering the precision with which israeli soldiers have been laying it down on journalists over the years youd think they could hit singular hamas commanders but that seems to be a whole other challenge for them for some reason

me: no it’s not the same time it was yesterday we changed the clocks last nite

my cat: are you even listening to yourself rn

new pen new pen new pen ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

did y'all know when Israel was first formed they offered Albert Einstein the presidency and he was like hell fucking no

ooh i forgot to come back

it's a hobonichi cousin (don't disown me when you see how much it costs)

IMPORTANT for folks that are in abusive situations and have hidden cell phones:

the emotional entitlement on the west coast far exceeds the financial entitlement on the east coast

a training montage, but it's just me sighing heavily in various positions of malaise in different parts of the house

my 2024 planner came today and she's ❣️ so 🫦 functional

without downloading any new pics, what is it like to date you

had to argue with someone today that covid is still a problem. hate that for me.

id ask the bartender to send you a drink *shrug*

Y’all- if you are requiring only in person participation in things you are PART OF THE PROBLEM.

And uninviting people from things because they want to participate remotely to protect themselves and everyone else says a really fucking lot about who you are as a person/dept/org

i get it

It’s for sure Covid. And I don’t know why the fuck USA Today thinks a bunch of actuaries are a good source for this. Also the article makes no sense because they say “no one knows why and it needs to be studied” and then they say “it’s not Covid.” This is a terrible article based on a terrible study