Pen Howerton

What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.”

What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”

Funny how that works.

Slow-mo version of Darby Allin going through the flaming table at AEW Blood and Guts.

CARTOON OF THE DAY

(From @mluckovichajc)

Last month Judge Diane Goodstein blocked SC from giving DOJ voter data.

Last week Harmeet Dhillon of the DOJ condemned Goodstein's ruling.

Yesterday Stephen Miller called "left wing judges & lawyers" as "terrorists requiring force."

Today Judge Goodstein's home is on fire, investigated for arson.

I'm not that person, but what kinda truck?

I'm sorry. I know how much you were looking forward to that.

Insanity. My kid's preschool was 250$ a month. I live in a small city in WV.

The murder of Charlie Kirk was criminal, wrong, and should be condemned.

And Charlie Kirk was a horrible, hateful man who spent his life radicalizing young people to embrace their worst demons by targeting women, people of color, immigrants, and the marginalized.

I refuse to sanitize him.

If I'm dancing, I'm going Footloose and fancy free. Kicking off the Sunday shoes and my pants.

If you both respect the boundaries, it can work. Set hard boundaries. No pics that you wouldn't show a relative. No talking after 10 (whenever, y'all grown ass adults). No using terminology that would indicate a relationship ("ok, TTYL, love you!"). No alone time, in private. No dancing.

RFK Jr. is living in a pretend anti-vax world Unfortunately, he is wreaking havoc in the real one.

In a marathon hearing on Thursday before the Senate Finance Committee, RFK Jr. faced a barrage of questions from senators who were outraged by his recent actions.

In some cases, Kennedy appeared to promote flat-out lies.

This is exactly what I'd expect from the Anti-Christ.

Ossoff: "It's been extraordinary to see the Speaker of the House reduced to lying in order to cover up sex crimes"

I thought he was excited for Borderlands 4.

Jesse Watters: “You weren’t ever on Jeffrey Epstein’s jet, were you?”

RFK Jr: “I was on Jeffrey Epstein’s jet two times.”

Release the freaking Epstein Files. Believe the survivors and their families. We want accountability.

GOV. WHITMER on marriage equality 🏳️‍🌈 attacks: “Treating people equally is a Michigan value… LGBTQ+ Michiganders make our state stronger, better, and more vibrant.”

I realize it's been 5 years but how is it no one remembers the early days of the covid pandemic and how scared we were? I was waiting for medical doctors and epidemiologists to do their thing and save us. I welcomed the vaccine after I almost died. Does no one remember how bad it was?!

Live your life such that everyone doesn’t spend ten solid years planning the rager they’re going to throw when you die.

YouTube video by MSNBC GOP Rep. heckled and exits town hall during questions

Keep the pressure on! 💪🏻

I’m just saying that when it happens I’m jumping out of bed, running to my window, and tossing a coin to a boy to buy the biggest goose in town

Netflix co-founder drops $2 million into Gavin Newsom's redistricting campaign Reed Hastings is a longtime Democratic donor and Newsom ally.

Just another reason to keep giving Netflix my money.

ACLU pushes to revive criminal contempt proceedings against Trump officials In an exclusive interview, ACLU attorney Lee Gelernt tells All Rise News further appeal is necessary because a lack of consequences for defying judges is "dangerous."

NEWS: ACLU pushes to revive criminal contempt proceedings against Trump officials

I'm so sorry for your excruciating pain. I'm all too familiar with it.

Oh my God

Getting to play kid's games and with kid toys is part of the joy of parenting. I loves that.

Otherwise, Life is an unending hell scape.

It will eventually do like my old Sun TV did and become a Best Buy.

Hmm, what do ‘central camps’ and ‘final plan’ remind you of?
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