Sean :) 💚

i am unable to listen to alone by heart without thinking of jackie denardo

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

its so funny to see liberals blame a republican for splitting the vote despite the fact that they always get mad at leftists for comparing them to conservatives

i cant believe the oj car didnt make him win

cup of water in the parking lane on the street

i dont think youre supposed to park your drink there

it is time for my biannual complaint about daylight savings time: spending half the year pretending it's an hour later in the day than it actually is is not the same thing as getting an extra hour of sunlight

just backed a forklift into a hose reel and bent the hose reel back into shape and didnt tell anyone

halo is asexual. the suit could do that but it never needed to

i dont understand why people keep talking about a 3rd term as if he has 3 more years of life left in him

today at work i put something together wrong and it was way harder than doing it right and it was really annoying because the whole time i was saying "who fucking came up with this shit" and it turns out i came up with it

TEFC motor with aforementioned giant ass wiring box blocking access to one of the four bolts that hold the motor in place

@ whoever decided to put this giant ass wiring box right on top of a bolt hole on the mounting bracket: one of these days you will get what's coming to you

like it's literally just a house

i know it sucks but it must feel a little fun to be that guy with the backhoe destroying the white house. that’s like the final boss of operating heavy machinery

heat gun with a sticker that says "ipmrove your lifr: Homidic" (misspellings intentional)

if anyone wants to ipmrove their lifr just let me know and ill let you borrow this heat gun

new york times spelling bee screenshot showing "titty" is not in the word list

new york times spelling bee screenshot showing "tiddy" is not in the word list

@nytimes.com can i talk to a manager

and dont even get me started about those judges and their wigs. and somehow youre supposed to take those guys seriously

i just remembered that people in the uk think it's rude to say those guards with the tall ass hats look stupid as fuck. like not even the british government, just regular people in britain think it's disrespectful to point out that the royal guards look like fucking clowns

i want to go to san francisco so i can ride on a train whose name is bart

its fucked up that my lunch break isnt long enough to watch the new technology connections video. how could they do this to me

and then regardless of what car you're driving, the fastest way to any destination is a straight line through the middle of nowhere

ive always thought that was a weird reason to put it there because a japan map can have lots of curvy mountain roads and cities with freeways that you can race on a la gran tursimo. japan doesn't have a lot of wide open flat space but those are the parts of every forza horizon map that fucking suck

im going to miss the trend of forza horizon fans always thinking the next game is going to be set in japan and then it ending up being set in some place no one asked for

the story should be that 3 people were shot while they were in ICE custody. we shouldnt have to be distracted by the government & media's efforts to frame it as something else. there's so many tragedies happening lately that we dont have time to process and react to all of them and im so tired of it

they just keep making it cooler and cooler to say that that dude got what he fucking deserved

i found this rx8 with what i believe are early 00s mustang cobra wheels painted white

yesterday i saw one of those new electric vw busses and i never realized those things were like twice as big as the original until i saw it in person. it shouldve just been a rebodied egolf

it's crazy that right wingers love to talk about the value of hard work and how only manual labor jobs are real jobs but somehow they still have the utmost respect for fucking podcasters

You could choose a worse guiding light for your politics than trying to create a world where today’s pundits are terrified that they ever said something like this

popemobile driving around college campuses with ben shapiro inside, his voice muffled by the bulletproof glass, "debate me liberal"