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To anyone not into baseball I’m sorry but also get into baseball

If I cooked it, there’s fucking garlic in it.

Google your town's local food bank and donate. Remember money goes far if we all do a little.

Mine even had a PayPal link and let you choose to cover the transaction fee so they get the entire amount.

Do what you can. Things are rough and likely about to get rougher. We need to stand together. 💚

My godfather died earlier this week and my aunt died today. Feels weird man. Feels fucking weird.

They’re kicking my Dodgers’ butt 😔😔😔

Feel better soon 🥺

I don’t think i brag enough about how wonderful my husband is. I was pouting because Arby’s didn’t give us horsey sauce. It’s also not conveniently located. He went to the store and not only got fresh horseradish to make the sauce but also made me a homemade roast beef sandwich that fucking ROCKED.

If you’ve been during the Santa Ana Winds then you’d very much be correct,

I bet you could have made it happen.

Oh no, am I about to fall down a rabbit hole?

…..JAIL!

….JAIL

Cali?? 🤢 🤢

San Fran???? 🤢🤢🤢

Learn English!

I believe social pressure and shame has made an incredible detrimental impact on women expressing sexual desire while turning a blind eye and allowing men to act on their impulses.

Stressing my mom out and arguing against her stance that men are biologically inclined to cheat because of a drive to spread their seed and their high chance of repopulating the earth. My stance being, men and women have an equal desire to reproduce but socially women are shamed for sexual desire.

#WALKOFF!!!!!!

FINAL (18): #Dodgers 6, Blue Jays 5

He’s cursed to live in the shadow of his postseason self.

FREDDIE MY KING

Forcing my mom to watch Megan the Stallion so she can accept the athleticism.

She is offended and unimpressed.

Tell me more because recently I’ve been considering buying hot massage stones

Ive listened to this song more times in the last 30 minutes than i ever have in my life

AND SANDY KOUFAX IS WATCHING

12th inning. Bases loaded. 2 outs. Kershaw pitching. AND MY SON WANTS TO FALL ASLEEP TO “THE FINAL COUNTDOWN”

Tonight’s wine tastes like I’m going to keep talking about how Mookie Betts is peak performance in everything he does.

A portion of every dollar spent on Harry Potter merchandise goes to anti-transgender campaigns.

Tortured and ignored my cat to get this video of him trying to get my attention.

SATIRE COULDN’T WRITE THIS BECAUSE IT WOULD BE TOO STUPID

I love how superstitions sports fans are. The Dodgers’ subreddit is half “don’t post that because last time you did they lost” and “keep posting, every time you post they have won.”

In case you were wondering, The Oregon Trail app on my iPhone opens with a screen telling you to take breaks from gaming.