Cosmo Spatchcock

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I totally remember that skit. That show was so bad.

Jon Tuturro as Jesus, smoking a cigarette and saying "Flood it again".

Jon Tuturro is the best.

He's known to be a misogynistic, racist, homophobe, alcoholic, serial cheater. He and I share the alcoholic part, the rest is all him.

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It's such a good song

Tappan zees nuts!

•goes to hi five everyone but is left hanging•

Nice

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Tits are like cards in a hand of poker.

I’m gonna look at them if you show them to me.

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You're going to want to see this!

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Face of a light-brown cat that's staring at something out of view. Its mouth is slightly open - showing teeth - and it looks annoyed/frustrated

Me fighting back the urge to reply to certain posts

A question, and answer from r/NoStupidQuestions

Israelite tribe severely punished due to incorrect pronunciation. Judges 12: Jephthah and the tribe of Ephram.

Pastor days after 30 days of fasting to beat Jesus record. Reply by Jesus Get fucked poser.

Could have banned shellfish or slavery. Shellfish. He chose shellfish.

De nada amigo.

😂😂😂

Absolutely!

Pie ingredients: sugar in a clear plastic container, AP flour in a clear container, corn starch in a yellow plastic container, maple syrup, lemon, Macintosh apples, a stick of butter, lard & a glass pie dish on a brown cutting board

Back on my bullshit

A person in a blue shirt is standing next to a blue chair, they are bending over and has one foot on the chair and one foot on the ground. They are tying the shoe on the ground, not the one on the chair. Caption: When you smoke weed for the first time 🤣😂

It's funny cuz it's true 🤣🤣

He is, and he's a total sweetheart.

He is no Jesus.

He’s no Jesus.

Miguel is short for Miguelomaniac.

Her real talent lied in making food stick to nonstick pans.

It's not how she looks, it's the extreme measures she takes to get there.

I was very disappointed to find that this book tells you absolutely nothing about how to get pigs to pay you.

I'm sorry Tiffy. It may or may not help, but I used Kratom to quit drinking. It's been over 6 and a half years since I've had either booze or Kratom I don't miss either. I am a big old pot head, that's the one vice I allow myself.