MiloKilledPunk

"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act."
-George Orwell

I hate you. Let's commit.

Starting an alt just to make horrid, self-indulgent, completely off-the-mark replies.
Like yours, but ironically.

Even the most dreadful people have followers. Thanks for that

Got tased at bingo again

Some people here take pleasure in reading about the misery of others. Hopefully, you are one of those.

I think there are children Christmas carolers outside, but I'm holding judgement waiting to see if Cthulhu is summoned.

It is with a full heart and belly that I gladly accept this prestigious Dunkin Donut Peace Prize and hash brown

wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics

Yes yes, we can all see you beauty is of rare quality. Pity it seems to be your only one.

Cerberus loved nothing more than chasing styx.

Which time zone is inhabited by people able to read?

The holidays aren't nearly as exhausting as the running car in my locked garage.

*psst* there are no rules

Suggestion for new parents: A great place to hide eggs for your Easter Egg Hunt is in the branches of your Christmas tree.

You can shimmy down my chimney if you wanna

If it's any consolation, I'm just as disappointing as you are

This coy romance with hearts is nice, but can we get down to the filthy reposting we both need?

Back of a beige van with a spray painted message that reads, “Stay in drugs, eat school, and don’t do vegetables.”

Remember kids…

a glory hole but for unlimited soup and salad

behead me like one of your french aristocrats

A choose-your-own-adventure where every choice leads to your death.

"It's better to have a broken heart than to never fall in love," grinned the sadist.

Everyone doesn't hate you.
That would mean you're good at something.

Elizabeefin'

Your trial period has expired.

Just follow, they're not getting any better.

Are there any good deals available out there for an inspirational wood chipper?

What is forgiveness but forgetting who a person is when they told you the first time they hurt you?

Back to slack.

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