Kelsie

I swear they know when I need to sleep lmfao

if I'm leading off for the phillies in the top of the 9th I am beating the ump to death with my bat, I can tell you that much.

I should be asleep but that also should've been a strikeout so 🤷‍♀️

It's crazy how one bad partner can destroy a decade of built up confidence in less than a year

Some of yall didn't have anxiety before 2020 and it shows. The world won't slow down for us to not have a panic attack. Sometimes, the only thing we can do is mind ourselves and breathe.

The Phils bring a sort of "what the hell are we doing" vibe to my living room every week that my blood pressure does not enjoy

There is nothing quite as powerful as an otherwise quiet person screaming like a banshee to assert mental illness dominance. (it's me, I'm quiet person)

TREA

Being medicated for bipolar is wonderful, I can function for more than one day a week. But it also sucks because Where's the fun? Where's the whimsy?

Internet: *cute video of child misbehaving in developmentally appropriate way*
The comments: plleeeease for the love of God you *need* to beat that child 😩😭 im begging you, hit your kid, pleaaaaasssseee 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I feel like one day there's gonna be a sports docuseries that features Taijuan Walker letting a blister ruin his season because he didn't want to seem weak for being on the IL for "Just a blister" (located on the second most important asset of his career)

It's so funny when people "mess with me" for fun and then immediately find out that the way I mess around for fun in return is extremely unpleasant for everyone except me 😅

I really wish I had learned about how a bonnet could benefit my hair waaaaay earlier - I never knew i had actual texture either and grew up taking care of it as if it was completely straight - let me shave it off an start over 🥴😖

"If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, seig heils like a duck - that duck is a fucking nazi!" - Hasan Piker

Come for the hunt stay for red October

God everything feels like a death sentence this week

My sense of humor is kinda like a dick.
Not meant for everyone's ass. (And that's okay! Just know you're the burden of every party you go to)

I often forget that teaching is a position a lot of bullies end up in - there are incredible amazing teachers and then there are people you aren't even sure should be within 500 yards of a school, because it seems they don't even want to be *that* close to a either

How are they going to find an impartial jury for this guy? In NYC of all places

Good evening everyone except people who believe the idea of Christmas was created by Christianity

Sometimes you're gonna get laughed at for saying something with your whole chest, because it's the right thing to stand for - it's worth it.

Galileo was excommunicated for his discoveries about the movements of the earth and sun. He was still right. And he never wavered from what he knew.

I wish you were still alive and I still hated you - but now I'm left with only the realization of how many strands of my heart snapped when you died. That hatred was always a front for those last few strings that loved you with every bit of strain they had left.

Hey, reminder that covid still exists and it sucks a lot (if i were still on Twitter, I'd be mobbed for saying that lol)

Me every time a new person is announced on that man’s team.

Next thing we know Trump's gonna hire Taijuan Walker as the head of the department of blisters

Twitter

Left the site formerly known as Twitter today - how long until baseball 😮‍💨