Carly

Not a single hearing for the people named in the Epstein files, but let’s rush to investigate…. song lyrics

The only reason you go to the mattresses to keep the masks on is because you know people are gonna find pardoned J6ers and guys on those sex offender lists who couldn't get jobs elsewhere amongst the ranks

they pissed off the WeRateDogs guy enough from him to break character to directly tell them off, that's genuinely impressive levels of being an asshole

Plus he chose to tell her a WEEK AGO?! while he was there?! Now he thinks by doing this publicly she’ll have to forgive him. Manipulation at its finest. At least he’s not home so she can do whatever she needs to while he’s away!

Girl, run

Don't just read Rupar's quote in the post. Listed to her. bsky.app/profile/atru...

Kind of wild that Americans voted to protect democracy in 2020 and even though We The People put a Dem Trifecta in power, we ended up in an even worse position in 2024 because our elected officials didn't so shit for 4 years and hoped we would save them again from their inability to lead.

Luckily no insurance change though the permit phase, they don’t hit you until they get the license. Mine just pretty much doubled

Philly Twitter crew saw him grow up!

My son got his license and drove himself to school this morning. It’s terrifying knowing he’s on the road with the same people I scream profanities at on the daily

They're building concentration camps and terrorizing people and killing people with our tax money @schumer.senate.gov. They're ignoring the Constitution. There is no reform. Abolish ICE.

That’s what’s up.

Abolish the agency that plans to store our fellow humans in warehouses like they are inventory.

When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts

i talk to my partner who i live with every morning by saying words

If, like me, you utilize cameras and need to keep your Ring cameras until new ones come in, you can disable the search party feature in menu > control center > search party and disable it

It’s definitely one of my favorites. My little brother took it, I was trying to look cool. The hair, the shoes, the pager. Bought the car in a junkyard. Very me

Saved mine, as well. I have myoclonic epilepsy. I take seizure meds for the big ones but get break through partial seizures all day. The only Pharma option is benzos. Neuro suggested MMJ, it’s changed my life

Mandatory. Plus cow car seat covers

May I suggest the Geo Storm?
Yes, that’s me in the most 90’s photo ever

May they get chased off the island ☺️

jim downey on the conan podcast

“kid rock? isn’t that what they called epstein island?”

THE HATERS SAID THE PATRIOTS COULDN'T DO IT. AND THEY WERE
CORRECT. HONESTLY GREAT CALL FROM THE HATERS

@andrewathias.bsky.social new branding, the sugar cane guy???

"hey guys thanks for inviting me, the biggest artist on the planet, to your wedding but i have an idea: would you instead like to get married during my super bowl halftime show set" really is one of the coolest things to ever happen

i just saw someone say "Kid Rock makes music for the people who have tattoos of their kids but not custody" and hol up i need a minute

⚾️⚾️🍑🍑

Love and culture and Latinos and baddies won tonight, and bigotry and white nationalism and Kid Rock and a team called “the Patriots” lost.

Phenomenal night

Any day the Pats lose is a good day