Elle

Sounds like if they got someone from Tortoise to make the music for a 32-bit era sonic game. This would be a beach level

tbh if you can't handle Herbie Hancock at his robot voice political manifestos you don't deserve him at his keytar shredding

Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Has A Decent Tie

Alt text for anyone who needs it:
Photo of Dick Cheney above text taken from his Wikipedia article.
The text reads: “On October 26, 1965, the draft was expanded to include married men without children; Cheney's first daughter, Elizabeth, was born 9 months and two days later.”

Please be parody

woke up to see a lot of trans women posting about dick dying. atrophy is a scary thing.....

Putting this on a throw pillow

I was thinking maybe doomboxing, but that is apparently already a word for something

My depth perception would get me killed in this bathroom

Yeah it does feel a little off tbh. It’s toxic but not necessarily hateful. Tho it can be

I used to sometimes see “hateboxing” used for that

The far right doesn’t have a Nazi problem. The entire right has a Nazi problem. And that had boiled over into the entirety of the left popping up everywhere. It’s not horseshoe theory. America is just filthy with Nazis

YouTube video by Charles Mingus - Topic Better Git It in Your Soul

youtu.be/E7hoX7golZI?...

You lost me at Taylor Swift

Good for him

YouTube video by Freakfinity Radio Dynamite Headdy OST: Sega Genesis - 01 - Headdy The Hero

Dynamite Headdy (1994)
youtu.be/2ZQtjbpaLa0?...

They just made nightmares less imaginative. Where’s the giant cosmic scorpions, furry death cults or Rush-esque musical numbers about how it’s okay to feel upset sometimes

Only if you want to break your legs and your neck at the same time

A hisbo

There is a big racism problem even in queer activism. A lot of people who try to signal that they are accepting and understanding of marginalized people are just signaling and nothing else anyway. Just calling oneself an ally doesn’t mean much

Screenshot of a tv with a show that honest to god says ‘Date My House’ like what like what like how like what

What the Fuck are you gonna do to my house?!? 😟

#halloween #context #disneyplus #momsgotadatewithavampire #foranniversarywithmygirlfriend

Frame from “Mom’s Got a Date with a Vampire” but I just took a photo of the screen instead

Rate my setup

Timpani pouncing on an unsuspecting victim holding plastic lobsters

Made this earlier but thought it was too annoying to post. Now I’ve stopped caring

Nobody suspects the humble timpani

Donate to Help Teresa Davis Care for Her Daughter and Grandson, organized by Teresa Davis Hello, my name is Teresa Davis, and I truly appreciate you taking a … Teresa Davis needs your support for Help Teresa Davis Care for Her Daughter and Grandson

gm! i'm posting up a mutual aid request for a couple of my coworkers in clinic who have limited support around this otherwise. one of my coworkers had a beautiful baby boy a couple of years ago; since then she's had difficulties with postpartum mental health & is on leave from work currently.

I forgot those existed and now my memory of them is associated with you licking Clippy. Good tbh

I'm seeing posts like "dress in bright colors to stand out at the rally"

"Take a selfie at the rally"

HOLY FUCK DON'T DO THESE THINGS ARE YOU STUPID

I might be overthinking a joke, but wasn’t the issue in Cat’s Cradle that ice-nine acted as a seed crystal? This requires extreme pressure to form and is metastable

A yellow SUV that looks like a generic crossover had a midlife crisis and started doing copious amounts of steroids

Nah the real runner up is the Lamborghini Urus

It’s actually foreskinstein’s monster