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@jeeger.bsky.social

same guy from Twitter and Masto. Gonna copy my bio later.

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Latest posts by jeeger.bsky.social on Bluesky

Eine Dose “ungarische bartwichse”

Eine Dose “ungarische bartwichse”

@ EU was soll das

08.10.2025 19:19 — 👍 150    🔁 9    💬 4    📌 1

I still can’t believe we (software developers) get to call ourselves engineers with none of the liability engineers have to deal with

05.10.2025 09:19 — 👍 87    🔁 11    💬 11    📌 0

What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now

01.09.2025 18:13 — 👍 6542    🔁 1267    💬 84    📌 65
Principal Skinner standing in the rain for 4 panels, doing the Tears in Rain speech from Bladerunner:

"I've seen things you superintendents wouldn't believe."

"Unforgettable luncheons off the shoulder of Albany"

"I watched the Aurora Borealis glitter within the darkness of my kitchen."

"All those moments will be lost in time, like steam in hams. Time to die."

Principal Skinner standing in the rain for 4 panels, doing the Tears in Rain speech from Bladerunner: "I've seen things you superintendents wouldn't believe." "Unforgettable luncheons off the shoulder of Albany" "I watched the Aurora Borealis glitter within the darkness of my kitchen." "All those moments will be lost in time, like steam in hams. Time to die."

24.10.2024 11:42 — 👍 112    🔁 34    💬 1    📌 0

Primus is the Mr Bungle of Captain Beefheart

28.08.2025 03:19 — 👍 122    🔁 10    💬 5    📌 2
A snapjaw warrior from Caves of Qud. Their fur is blue and their cape and weapon are orange-red.

A snapjaw warrior from Caves of Qud. Their fur is blue and their cape and weapon are orange-red.

This is a Hugo-Award winning snapjaw warrior!

24.08.2025 14:01 — 👍 307    🔁 38    💬 4    📌 5
*Everyone must enjoy this modern rice*

Kasey (@V980fficiaI):
"Everyone must enjoy this modern rice"

Modern Rice
Sponsored •
Everyone must enjoy this modern Rice
[Image of Modern Rice]
Modern Rice
Everyone must enjoy this modern Rice

*Everyone must enjoy this modern rice* Kasey (@V980fficiaI): "Everyone must enjoy this modern rice" Modern Rice Sponsored • Everyone must enjoy this modern Rice [Image of Modern Rice] Modern Rice Everyone must enjoy this modern Rice

Everyone must enjoy this modern Rice

30.10.2024 15:06 — 👍 91    🔁 14    💬 2    📌 21

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

21.08.2025 13:43 — 👍 22723    🔁 22135    💬 272    📌 336

there are people who claim that Terry Pratchett would have been a TERF if he was still alive

to them I say two things:

1. are you fucking serious

2. go fuck yourselves

19.08.2025 19:15 — 👍 4412    🔁 568    💬 111    📌 51

That's why I've got Emacs' insert-char (C-x 8 Enter).

20.08.2025 13:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Illustration von Julia Klöckner, die rhetorisch fragend die Hände hebt, während sie zum Bildrand kommuniziert. Frage von ausserhalb des Bildes.
- Frau Klöckner, wir haben da eine Fototerminanfrage für Sie..

Klöckner: Ist es schmuddelig?
-Nein
Klöckner: Sind es wenigstens gesicherte Rechtsextremisten?
-Nein
Klöckner: Leute! So geht das nicht! Wir haben das Neutralitätsgebot zu beachten!

Illustration von Julia Klöckner, die rhetorisch fragend die Hände hebt, während sie zum Bildrand kommuniziert. Frage von ausserhalb des Bildes. - Frau Klöckner, wir haben da eine Fototerminanfrage für Sie.. Klöckner: Ist es schmuddelig? -Nein Klöckner: Sind es wenigstens gesicherte Rechtsextremisten? -Nein Klöckner: Leute! So geht das nicht! Wir haben das Neutralitätsgebot zu beachten!

Julia hat gerade einen echten Neutralitäts-Sprint: erst Fototermin mit dem Finanzier der Herzkloake NIUS, dann TAZ und NIUS gleichsetzen und jetzt mit dem völkischen Kampfblatt Compact posieren, welches seit 2021 als gesichert rechtsextrem eingestuft ist und vom Verfassungsschutz beobachtet wird.

20.08.2025 08:18 — 👍 429    🔁 122    💬 13    📌 4

Die Leute, die 800 Euro pro Stunde verdienen, haben die Leute, die 80 Euro pro Stunde verdienen, davon überzeugt, dass die Leute, die 13 Euro pro Stunde verdienen, das Problem sind.

28.07.2025 06:18 — 👍 2717    🔁 877    💬 39    📌 13
THIMBLE THEATER daily

THIMBLE THEATER daily

Comics are good.

20.06.2025 05:57 — 👍 5125    🔁 1074    💬 46    📌 37
The Batman breaking a rifle meme, but it's ChatGPT.

"This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it."

The Batman breaking a rifle meme, but it's ChatGPT. "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it."

30.03.2025 16:12 — 👍 720    🔁 221    💬 2    📌 5
Windows 95 welcome splash screen. The daily Did you know... is: "We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine and the machine is bleeding to death."

Windows 95 welcome splash screen. The daily Did you know... is: "We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine and the machine is bleeding to death."

01.04.2025 16:17 — 👍 164    🔁 38    💬 1    📌 5
"A computer can never be spiteful or horny
Therefore a computer must never make art"

"A computer can never be spiteful or horny Therefore a computer must never make art"

Reminder

28.03.2025 03:20 — 👍 14913    🔁 3924    💬 9    📌 3
Two ogres block the player’s access to the gender-changing coffin.

Two ogres block the player’s access to the gender-changing coffin.

this really is what it’s like

26.03.2025 00:17 — 👍 8649    🔁 2998    💬 27    📌 45

I've created a calculator that gives you the right answer 80% of the time and I believe it will change the world

27.01.2025 03:40 — 👍 14332    🔁 1495    💬 283    📌 79

The millennial experience is growing up with the internet, and watching it go from a free, open, democratic, and eclectic ecosystem to a wasteland of five websites controlled by billionaires, and now seeing it quickly fill up with AI-generated slop.

I want our World Wide Web back.

15.01.2025 23:06 — 👍 12926    🔁 5074    💬 103    📌 136
Loss, but it's Joseph and Mary in the stable, all the wise men and animals have CTRL-ALT-DEL face.

Loss, but it's Joseph and Mary in the stable, all the wise men and animals have CTRL-ALT-DEL face.

Merry Christmas you heathens:

25.12.2024 16:04 — 👍 804    🔁 204    💬 23    📌 13
A box of pills: "Mecterivin, Worm dehorser. Removes horses from your worms in a single dose.

A box of pills: "Mecterivin, Worm dehorser. Removes horses from your worms in a single dose.

13.12.2024 15:40 — 👍 166    🔁 50    💬 4    📌 2

With research questions like this, who needs enemies

13.12.2024 18:21 — 👍 10    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Fun, but a bit buggy ATM.

10.12.2024 16:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ah yes, poodle eating.

07.12.2024 08:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Project Zomboid is a big one, but it's also roguelike-adjacent...

07.12.2024 07:55 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Ich möchte nur noch mal betonen, wie zynisch es ist, dass Rechte uns vorwerfen, gegen ihre "Meinungsfreiheit" zu sein und anderen die Ansichten verbieten zu wollen, und wir alle paar Wochen von denen abgemahnt oder verklagt werden und jedes Wort vom Anwalt prüfen lassen müssen, um sicher zu gehen.

06.12.2024 07:28 — 👍 1071    🔁 196    💬 23    📌 7
It is wormsday muad'dudes Dune meme playing on the it is Wednesday my dudes meme genre

It is wormsday muad'dudes Dune meme playing on the it is Wednesday my dudes meme genre

LFG #Dune #Memes #Wormsday #ItIsWednesday #Sietchposting

04.12.2024 17:11 — 👍 27    🔁 7    💬 2    📌 2

Arcen is pretty much an auto buy for me, just so they can keep making stuff.

03.12.2024 16:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Google "bluey Inflation" to find out what happened!

28.11.2024 18:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Even worse with Commander decks.

26.11.2024 06:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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