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@jeeger.bsky.social

same guy from Twitter and Masto. Gonna copy my bio later.

74 Followers  |  287 Following  |  49 Posts  |  Joined: 17.07.2023  |  1.8823

Latest posts by jeeger.bsky.social on Bluesky

Die Leute, die 800 Euro pro Stunde verdienen, haben die Leute, die 80 Euro pro Stunde verdienen, davon ΓΌberzeugt, dass die Leute, die 13 Euro pro Stunde verdienen, das Problem sind.

28.07.2025 06:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2563    πŸ” 824    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 12
THIMBLE THEATER daily

THIMBLE THEATER daily

Comics are good.

20.06.2025 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5156    πŸ” 1079    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 37
The Batman breaking a rifle meme, but it's ChatGPT.

"This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it."

The Batman breaking a rifle meme, but it's ChatGPT. "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it."

30.03.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 711    πŸ” 217    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 5
Windows 95 welcome splash screen. The daily Did you know... is: "We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine and the machine is bleeding to death."

Windows 95 welcome splash screen. The daily Did you know... is: "We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine and the machine is bleeding to death."

01.04.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 142    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3
"A computer can never be spiteful or horny
Therefore a computer must never make art"

"A computer can never be spiteful or horny Therefore a computer must never make art"

Reminder

28.03.2025 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 14997    πŸ” 3954    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 3
Two ogres block the player’s access to the gender-changing coffin.

Two ogres block the player’s access to the gender-changing coffin.

this really is what it’s like

26.03.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 8715    πŸ” 3027    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 46

I've created a calculator that gives you the right answer 80% of the time and I believe it will change the world

27.01.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 13376    πŸ” 1353    πŸ’¬ 272    πŸ“Œ 69

The millennial experience is growing up with the internet, and watching it go from a free, open, democratic, and eclectic ecosystem to a wasteland of five websites controlled by billionaires, and now seeing it quickly fill up with AI-generated slop.

I want our World Wide Web back.

15.01.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 12977    πŸ” 5098    πŸ’¬ 104    πŸ“Œ 138
Loss, but it's Joseph and Mary in the stable, all the wise men and animals have CTRL-ALT-DEL face.

Loss, but it's Joseph and Mary in the stable, all the wise men and animals have CTRL-ALT-DEL face.

Merry Christmas you heathens:

25.12.2024 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 807    πŸ” 205    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 13
A box of pills: "Mecterivin, Worm dehorser. Removes horses from your worms in a single dose.

A box of pills: "Mecterivin, Worm dehorser. Removes horses from your worms in a single dose.

13.12.2024 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 158    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

With research questions like this, who needs enemies

13.12.2024 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fun, but a bit buggy ATM.

10.12.2024 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah yes, poodle eating.

07.12.2024 08:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Project Zomboid is a big one, but it's also roguelike-adjacent...

07.12.2024 07:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ich mΓΆchte nur noch mal betonen, wie zynisch es ist, dass Rechte uns vorwerfen, gegen ihre "Meinungsfreiheit" zu sein und anderen die Ansichten verbieten zu wollen, und wir alle paar Wochen von denen abgemahnt oder verklagt werden und jedes Wort vom Anwalt prΓΌfen lassen mΓΌssen, um sicher zu gehen.

06.12.2024 07:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1080    πŸ” 196    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 8
It is wormsday muad'dudes Dune meme playing on the it is Wednesday my dudes meme genre

It is wormsday muad'dudes Dune meme playing on the it is Wednesday my dudes meme genre

LFG #Dune #Memes #Wormsday #ItIsWednesday #Sietchposting

04.12.2024 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

Arcen is pretty much an auto buy for me, just so they can keep making stuff.

03.12.2024 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Google "bluey Inflation" to find out what happened!

28.11.2024 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Even worse with Commander decks.

26.11.2024 06:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, the rare Billshoe!

25.11.2024 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A meme format picture of a dropped box of Magic: the Gathering cards on a tile floor, cards scattered all around. Caption reads "GO AHEAD, START GATHERING."

A meme format picture of a dropped box of Magic: the Gathering cards on a tile floor, cards scattered all around. Caption reads "GO AHEAD, START GATHERING."

25.11.2024 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

52 Pickup with Magic cards

25.11.2024 09:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
a very beefy wolf. caption overlay:
β€œare you stupid?”
NO
I have AUTISM and require CLEAR LANGUAGE AND ACTION

a very beefy wolf. caption overlay: β€œare you stupid?” NO I have AUTISM and require CLEAR LANGUAGE AND ACTION

stolen meme of the day

25.11.2023 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 485    πŸ” 172    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 7
24.11.2024 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 628    πŸ” 126    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 6

If you think so...

22.11.2024 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not really, no. FremdschΓ€men is "cringe".

22.11.2024 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bouba/kiki effect - Wikipedia

Wikipedia agrees: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bouba/k...

19.11.2024 08:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There are two genders: bouba and kiki.

19.11.2024 08:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Very cathartic.

18.11.2024 09:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Levar Burton Hotline Bling No/Yes meme format. Geordi hates the phrase "Typing speed" and vastly prefers "terminal velocity"

Levar Burton Hotline Bling No/Yes meme format. Geordi hates the phrase "Typing speed" and vastly prefers "terminal velocity"

Don't mind me, just had to put this somewhere

12.11.2024 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 331    πŸ” 65    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

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