Rob 🏳️‍🌈

What about any gold they might have in their teeth?

So from what I can gather, we’re going to send asylum seekers to camps, strip them of their valuables on the way in, and disapply their human rights. It’s not a huge leap from there to shorn heads, tattooed numbers and forced labour, is it?

Well for the most important Schwebebahn story you’ll need to Google an elephant called Tuffi!

Only 3?!

About 1900 I think.

Christ, on the one hand you’re not welcome in this country unless you have a ton of cash to chuck around, but on the other hand if you come with any assets we’ll take them from you?

It is. And like nothing else!

The Schwebebahn is fun!

Bought a new washing machine. Found one without AI or WIFI. Last thing I need is the Chinese government hacking into it and corrupting my delicates cycle.

Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more

Yes, amazing comfort food. Big bowl with a roti on the side is one of the best teas ever.

It becomes a staple for me this time of year. Super tasty.

Made dal, made tomato soup. Made a big batch of bread rolls.

Autumnal cooking day? Done.

I’m way too old to get my head round such things lol. I just want to turn the dial and press a button!

This is not something I would even attempt! It’s a few years old, so time for a new one, I think.

Victoria Thomas Bowen hurling a McDonald's milkshake at fascist Farage outside a pub in Clacton

How dare Reeves raise taxes on this queen

Cos the pasty tax went down so well…so this is bound to be a winner, right?

I’ve found a Bosch one without WiFi or AI silliness. Bit more than I wanted to spend, but PayPal in 3 to the rescue lol (and it should be solid and reliable).

This is what I thought, but it seems that getting one that’s a decent brand and didn’t have WiFi is near impossible! I guess I don’t have to connect it.

It seems that anything is possible!!

Hmm, I don’t think this will as the drum seems to not spin freely any more. I think the best plan is to get a new one, because, after all, the new kitchen, shower, tyres, brake pads, electrical sockets etc over the last month or two have obviously not been enough.

Sounds useful lol.

That’s useful to know. An engineer once told me that Candy are just Hoovers but built with cheap parts, so I’ve never had one of those. I’ll have a looks at the Samsungs.

But also 🤐

😂

Or so they say…

It’d better be. I don’t need the Chinese government interfering when I’m washing my smalls.

Looks barely possible to get one that doesn’t have WiFi! I’m definitely not buying anything that claims to have AI, though!

Japanese people being silly.

Oh my

And definitely no AI! Why the hell would I want a washing machine with AI??