Hector Chicken

Anyway, FIFA gonna FIFA

"And Donald, I remember you used to love all those sex parties on my island"
Yes, you haven't seen him for six years but here's here tonight..!

Beat the minnow convincingly... you've seen Scotland at a World Cup before, right?

Watching the World Cup draw, gang.

Who wore it best tho?
#WC26

That's right, show him your hoop

Twat

The aesthetics and vibe of the FIFA/MAGA/nu-fascist mashup hellscape is approximately 900% more fever dreamy than I anticipated

Unless Porteous gets a recall

Excellent Freudian slip, there

This wildly tacky World Cup draw is a grimly fascinating preview of what happens if the aesthetics of fascism finally get their way.

Think Spain will fancy their chances in that group

Beat Brazil, draw with Morocco, lose to Haiti

Only being in the same pot as Norway avoided a full repeat!

We've got 75% of the same group as on our last appearance in '98!

I DON'T WANT OUR 1998 GROUP AGAIN!!

Guy Fawkes signature before and after watching this World Cup Draw

BBC recap fella losing his mind here

If a child came up to me and acted cocky telling me there's 48 teams in the World Cup ACTUALLY I'd throw the cunt in the canal

Wait until they present Rio with the first FIFA Acting Award

This is a very fair representation of what the USA world cup will be. Big performances, fireworks, politics, bawbaggery and all the fans asking if we can please get to the football part.

Any chance we can have the FUCKING DRAW sometime today?

Bring back Diana Ross taking penalties

Did Lauryn Hill nick that hat off the top of a pillar box?

I don't know if I could describe it without sounding deranged

Isn't that Mr Baxter from Grange Hill?

Usually when an orangeman conducts the draw Rangers get a home tie

Remembering some of the lads from the Canada team from my 1986 Panini World Cup album #worldcupdraw

I knew I'd seen this set before

Jonathan Pearce commentating in the spirit of late-period Wogan on Eurovision. Good