Hector Chicken

I mean, there's a good chance they would be having some food, at some point? It's basically FINE.

a year is a long time in politics

Things you love to see

Oh no. I'm so sorry you've been made to feel like that. That is some real unprofessional shit! Please look for another teacher if you're done with this one (don't blame you for feeling like that)

More like Peter Scandalson, amirite??

"...and there's been another arrest for misconduct in public office but for who Chris Kamara?"

Cannot fathom that one. Funny!!

Well that's blown it #thecurling

Curling time!

Fantastic double miss from St Johnstone at Raith as Fowler his the bar from a yard out, then Stanton's follow-up effort is cleared off the line by Fowler's face

The Democracy Manifest guy being manhandled into a red car by the cops. He's now Andy Windsor and one of the arresting officers is Paddington Bear, who always puts in a shift regardless of his day job as a Peruvian psychopomp.

"Why did you do this to me? For what reason? What is the charge? Trading secrets? Trading succulent state secrets?"

Well that's terrifying, thanks

I urge you to stop whatever you're doing and watch the short track speed skating relay. Absolutely no idea what's going on, but it's quite mesmerising #WinterOlympics

That'll do. Out, brain fart, OUT.

Yep, although it'll be 6-a-side after 120 minutes at the rate this ref's going

No such thing these days!

Ref sounds very card happy for this early on, judging by the commentary. That's on of theirs booked as well just now

Thrilling finish to Scotland - Nepal, momentum going their way at the moment, though #t20worldcup

Good luck Liz, we're all rooting for you

The FT contest that challenged readers to redraw Europe’s borders The extraordinary story of when, two months into the bloody Great War, the newspaper launched an unusual competition

This is a fantastic read. Well worth your attention
The FT contest that challenged readers to redraw Europe’s borders
The extraordinary story of when, two months into the bloody Great War, the newspaper launched an unusual competition
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Celtic really would give you the boak

Improbably, Neil McCann seems to know what he's doing

I think that's a reasonable, pragmatic outlook.

Martin Scorsese, "Absolute Cinema"

United coming from behind to win, that's more like it

Bloody hell! Did not have a Julius Eskesen (*potential*) winner on my United bingo card

Especially if they're wearing glasses

Stopped clocks, etc

An equaliser! Crikey

Thought this game was supposed to be boring