Mr.Ewe

I hope the answer is just Bill going in front of Congress and saying "I DID have sexual relations with that man's mouth."

How would he pay back the tariff money? Asking because I'm kinda dumb sometimes.

Color me surprised! That's great news.

Doing the right thing for the wrong reason, or in a clumsy way, can still be a mistake. Right?

I'm gonna need a source on this...my cognitive bias is that they won't do the right thing.

How do they know it's lower-income customers? Data brokers and customer profiles are following us around IRL. I can't even select block cookies when I order McDonald's cookies. 😭

That's it. That's the argument.

a man in a white shirt stands in front of a crowd wearing a pink hat with the letter b on it ALT: a man in a white shirt stands in front of a crowd wearing a pink hat with the letter b on it

It's been three hours.

Goodbye Tikka masala, hello unseasoned chicken. JD Vance and the widow Kirk doing hugging.

They come unseasoned, I do prefer a little spice.

It's really concerning that this isn't obviously a fake quote.

Good Morning Sky!
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Are they gonna make it a crime to be poor or to have ADHD? 😅

Couldn’t agree more.

Queue On the Day It Happens song...

A map of the united states representing influenza activity. The map is mostly medium green with a few states in lighter green. It represents the current state of influenza in this country. It was last update 5 weeks ago. There is a colored key on the right which goes from green to purple and multiple footnotes explaining details about the graphic.

Another reason to get your flu shot:

The CDC Fluview map of influenza and ILI (influenza like illness) is normally updated weekly. It has not been changed since September 20.

Patient: Help me doctor I'm really sick!
Me: Ok
Patient: Is flu going around?
Me: Fuck if I know 🤷

Why use a different name and not have your links in bio? 🤔

They aren't working on jack shit. I'm sure he is sleeping fine. That is just a sound bite to have on record so when he is up for reelection next year and gets called out for not working he can pull it up and say "look at all these interviews where I said I was working overtime and not sleeping!"

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Scammer. That's one weird right? Unless you're Ruby Reid.

Is this going to delay my Amazon orders? Amazon let my fish die because it took them 5 days to get me a tank medication. 🙄

That guy must be the lowest T male ever, just sitting there while two women talk. I can't believe Fox news aired that! Also, they got so close to passing the bechdel test, but Riley had to throw in that quip of "putting a man in the pool". I'm gonna go back to forgetting she exists...

And you can't eat any of the crayons either. Delicious crayons, some people are saying. But you can't eat em, they won't let you. They should let you! But they won't.

Walz is going places. I couldn't be happier for him. Selfishly, I like having him as governor in MN and I wish he wasn't going places on the national stage, but I also think it's going to be better for America that he is visible and moving up.

Minor assumption that China shot them down, even if they didn't I'm surprised the admin isn't blaming them in order to add some heat to their trade war. 🤦‍♂️

What the fuck?

t.co/gWQT62iFdT found this link on your Twitter profile. Looks like you forgot to add to you bio here. Oops!

Stock market doesn't indicate how the economy is going. Oh, everybody else is already saying that.

The stock market is being distilled down into a half dozen companies lending each other money to buy each other's things to boost how profitable they look on paper! It's gonna collapse soon...

I think your graphic is out of date. I heard the ballroom went up to $350mil.

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Well, Trump's an idiot. So...

Spreading the word.