Roxy

"The More You Know" from the PSA ad campaign. Except every time I read the news, now, I wish I knew less.

"The Less You Know," is my motto these days.

a cartoon girl is holding her face in her hands and says tacos , tacos , tacos . Alt: a cartoon girl is holding her face in her hands and says tacos , tacos , tacos .

mood

you put your guitar in a case so that ghosts will not play wonderwall in the night

i wrote this skeet just for you

no, not you

*finds a dead body*

Me: IS IT CAKE?

And yet we keep posting

Always making noise, your favorite song. I try to tape it off the radio using only one radio and one tape recorder in front of its speaker thinking nobody in the future will believe all this just to be a good listener

A small, striped tabby kitten with white paws stands on its hind legs in a metal cage at an animal shelter, looking up intently at an orange and black feather toy being dangled just above its head. The kitten's front paws are extended towards the toy, and its eyes are wide with focus.

Cuteness overload warning!

I took my kids to the animal shelter for the first time. We were walking around, and the two-year-old was saying stuff like, 'Cats go meow,' and, 'That cat sees me.' Then, as soon as his eyes met with this kitten’s, he just blurted out, 'Hello, I love you.'

ask your doctor if lying down in the forest to be consumed by the earth is right for you

blessed be, the thoughts that escape

golden schmolden
when are we getting a midlife crisis bachelor series

*opening my eyes* well this isn’t great

salt 🙄

99% of the time if a song rhymes a word with itself, that's it. we're fuckin done. the band is dead to me.

we’re all in the same insane asylum together

Sorry I haven’t been posting much lately, you guys. I’ve been really busy

*continues putting pegs in Lite Brite*

Is there too much hatred and division in the world today?

Like for 'yes'
Repost for 'go fuck yourself'

*hands you a small model of a mountain*

I finally scaled Mt. Everest.

I dunno, babe..
maybe get bangs and a new personality

Sorry I’m late, I was admiring a pile of leaves

Sometimes when I feel blue I watch Ryen Gosling interviews on YouTube and pretend he's my buddy who made it big

Lemur stole my lollipop

I like stuff that you can put other stuff in.

Backpacks, suitcases, wallets, pockets, flasks, wooden legs, hollowed out doll heads

That's cheating 😒 😂

Music takes me back better than old photos ever could.

Hell must be full of people who do what they criticize.

I think ancient ninja would be proud of their dual turtle/kitchen appliance legacy.

I'm actually inspirational as fuck, Janet

I lost my faith in humanity when I found out there are people out there who don't know how to cook rice.

Sometimes I forget to say something.