Joe Chambers

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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

Need that clip of Alec Baldwin in Malice: "You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God."

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It's a new episode of the City SC Report! Join us as we look at City's recent player signings (and one big departure). So many center backs!

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I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

There's a timeline where St. Louis becomes the MLS version of Barcelona – just a nonstop assembly line of talent coming through the ranks.

I want to live in it.

Podcast app playing episode 75 of the City SC Report

As crazy as it seems, The City SC Report is five years old! The guys are joined by a whole group of guests for this special anniversary episode, recorded live at Bluewood Brewing. Listen now on all the usual apps!

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A much-liked post by Germany’s satirical newspaper @der-postillon.com with the titles “Vienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student” and the caption “They don’t want to get blamed again“

A joke for the history buffs:

Germany’s satirical newspaper @der-postillon.com titles: “Vienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student — They don’t want to get blamed again“

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There is no need for ice to exist. If an immigrant is a criminal they’ll be apprehended via normal law enforcement agencies. Other than that, let them go through USCIS.

While the pasty incels who work the federal agencies continue to churn out feeble, bloodless AI pastiches of Axis propaganda, here’s how a living breathing artist powerfully invokes design history. This is by illustrator Emily K in South Philly, a free poster-sized download on her website: →

Podcast app playing episode 74 of the City SC Report

A new podcast episode on Festivus? Does that mean we're airing grievances or just discussing the new head coach, recent player moves, and the upcoming season schedule? Listen to find out!

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That would be a terrible idea, which means there's like a 15% chance MLS is thinking about it.

Given the layout of the MLS map, this is the only way it makes sense.

What are the odds the league finds a way to screw it up? Maybe puts Miami in the SW or something just to screw with us?

Damet, Janet.

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A graph showing that the distribution of temperatures at MLS matches is much higher than for the top 5 European leagues, using data from the 2025 (2024/25) season

A graph showing a monthly timeline of the proportion of matches played in each month and the corresponding median temperature for MLS and the top 5 European leagues, for season 2025 (2024/25)

The switch to a July-May season for the #MLS seems sensible for many reasons, and I think this is an important one: MLS matches are played in significantly higher temperatures compared to the top 🇪🇺 leagues.

Also, judging by those recent CPL highlights, snow football looks awesome, bring it on

Because what Missouri needs is *less* money for schools and roads. Great plan.

I just watched that one, too! I'll watch anything with cinematography by Nicholas Musuraca.

A digital poster in the style of a World War II propaganda piece. Isolaed on a yellow background, a normal, squarish, 20-something guy with glasses is sitting working on a laptop. A ghostly figure of Hitler has his arm around the guy and is grinning and shaking a fist triumphantly looking at the laptop screen. On the lid of the laptop where an apple might otherwise be is an openAI logo, bright green, and dripping green ooze down the lid. Text on the poster, in combinations of sans-serif type and brush script reads: Using Generative AI? You’re prompting with Hitler! GenAI is a Fascist Project! Try using your brain instead Don’t surrender your creativity to the tech billionaire’s control

New awareness campaign

The one on Sangbin in the box. Both announcers on tv were sure they'd review and give the penalty, so it's not just my hometown bias.

How does that not go to the VAR monitor?
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weratedogs v 1/5 BORDER PATROC ICE AGENTS KILL DOG DURING UNLAWFUL SEARCH, REFUSE TO RENDER AID, AND LEAVE WITHOUT IDENTIFYING THEMSELVES

weratedogs This is Chop. He was shot and killed by masked assailants in plain clothes who go by ICE. Unsurprisingly, they did not care enough to help the family as they tried to save him. Even more unsurprising, they did not find any evidence of the migrants they were there to terrorize in the first place. Do not open your door for these fucking losers. Rest easy Chop 14/10 CBP Office of Professional Responsibility: 202-344-1808 JointIntake@cbp.dhs.gov El Paso Border Patrol Sector: 915-834-8400 fpfelpaso@cbp.dhs.gov Rep. Veronica Escobar (El Paso): 915-541-1400 veronica.escobar@mail.house.gov

When you’ve pissed off WeRateDogs so much they’re calling you “fucking losers” on Main you have absolutely lost all merit in the court of public opinion

Podcast app playing episode 72 of the City SC Report

It's our last new podcast episode before the final game of the season! On your podcast apps now!
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Finished it out

He's one of the few on the roster who definitely needs to be brought back.

I mean, you should suck it up and root for City, but there's Son jerseys in the supporters section, too.

If you switch teams you won't be alone. There's at least 1000 people in Son jerseys in the stadium.

Just like the leaves starting to change colors, all of us fans are slowly moving to off-season mode.
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New podcast episode is here! The guys discuss the Lutz Era and the recent up and down results. On all the podcast apps now!