NotoriousLATKE

Where is she and how much does she charge? My parents spend the winter in Venice.

Oh no...

Palantir has a bunch of contracts with the feds, which means they drug test their employees who work on them.

Apparently CEOs don't have to pee in a cup.

dog.exe has stopped working

The county has a lot more people than the city.

I am technically from the county, I've just lived in the city my entire adult life.

There is also a St. Louis County though...

I suspect I would still win even if I let the official have one waiting outside at the start of the race. They still have to deal with post-match traffic and crowds, I have a protected cycle track that spits me out away from the traffic. On the rare occasions when I drive to games, I get home later.

If the official is up for it, I propose a race from the supporter's section at CITYPARK to Amsterdam Tavern immediately after a match. The official uses Waymo, I will use my bike. Winner buys the loser a drink.

They sell a lot of malört there.

You skanked this bit right out from under me.

If San Francisco didn't wreck their shit, STL won't either.

I just can't wait for them to very obviously not solve the region's transit issues as a certain elected official said they would.

I am beginning to think my tree needs some more lights, given that I put 2 strands on an ~8' tree.

Cats absolutely did whatever they're accused of because it's their house and you clearly put the thing there for them to destroy. Do better next time, human servant.

These are awesome

Tell me more about these socks

I do see the logic in not having a Team A endzone and a Team B endzone for a neutral site game though.

I ask the Waymo to take me to Spoede Rd and it just runs me over and backs up.

The Waymo encounters Gravois and self-destructs rather than figure out how to drive on and/or pronounce it.

Fab isn't going to be on TV *here*, I have no idea if he's on Sky.

If he does, he doesn't do anything but tweet about transfers (he is not on this website, I follow a mirror because he is unfortunately a key part of the transfer news infrastructure)

So he's going to stick some Temu gold leaf on the Gateway Arch and call it a day? Gotcha.

A PAIR OF HEAVY CLOUDS

I have been saying Penn State is the Tottenham Hotspur of CFB for at least a year and boy are they backing that assertion up this season.

Fuck it, let's see Baylor and Liberty have a Latke/Hamantaschen debate (Notre Dame can't do this because they cannot conceive of a world in which you'd argue against Latke)

Brandeis is D3 and hasn't played football since 1960.

If I like the Like A Dragon series of Yakuza games, I'm going to like Persona 5 Royal, correct?

At least you can point to the success of the TWA Hotel at JFK as an example that even if you don't want to use the Saarinen Terminal for airport stuff anymore there's a market for turning it into a hotel (although the logistics of that would get real weird)

I see we're contracting them to Przsemyslaw's Submarine Fabricators, GmbH

It's even easier to do to it what St. Louis is going to do to Lambert (demo everything but the cool mid-century modern head house and rebuild it as a working airport), because most of Dulles is infield terminals.

I just want one goddamn journalist to ask any of these chuds how they intend to cool the fucking space data center.

Romero will probably try and two foot your truck and fight you after.