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Does Joel McHale being a Washington Husky count?

Pam: “They’re the same picture”

Pam: “They’re the same picture”

🧑‍🚀🔫

*not the meme…

Okay. Who do you cast as the Captain?

Okay. I think I’m ready to come out and say it.

I didn’t get Licorice Pizza.

Lol. I thought the implication was that the trucks themselves are already well designed IEDs

Pay the man.

I mean….i would think people who are given VIP passes are true VIPs while people who purchase them are buying the title.

I love that United is in a place that they’ve decided to go full “throw pasta at the wall”.

I hate that they’re gonna break Mbuemo

“Does Trump kno-“

-No

Jimmy Eat World’s For Me This Is Heaven

Ummmm. I’m playing this. Being alongside this lineup is kinda unreal.

Yeah I know and I’m very happy for him.

Me: “Don’t you want to play champions league ball?”

Son: (making absolute bank living in LA loving life and putting less tear on his body)

And my apology is only because ultimately my opinion is shitting on MLS. And I don’t want to, and I want to support it and its fans and its growth.

And this will certainly contribute to that.

Which is good.

But also….

I’m sorry. But I can’t square Son going to MLS.

Of course I don’t have to square it. It’s his decision and I’m sure he’s doing what he wants/what makes him happy and that’s all the matters.

And it’s certainly better than disappearing in Saudi Arabia or China.

But I don’t get it.

You’d have to improve the drainage inside which would likely be a prohibitive cost.

“We can allow a little bit of murder and extermination…as a treat.”

David Byrne came to my band’s show at a gay bar in Bed-Stuy and sang This Must Be The Place with us and I still haven’t processed it

Welp, that wraps it for day of of 29029. It’s 1:45 am. Melissa got 9 climbs jn. She gonna get some sleep then be back on the mountain at 6:30.

I am also going to get some sleep.

She can fix me?

This entire situation is Pinocchio and I will not stop with the references.

This coupled with too many sources of morality right/wrong instruction refuse(d) to condemn the wrong because it has provided them with wealth and power.

Worse. Not just refused to condemn the wrong. Enthusiastically supported it.

Jiminy cricket just saying “fuck yeah! Skip school and go on tour.”