Brett

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Welcome to my website. Under construction!!!!

How about some VINO, know what I MEANO?

I want to achieve pasta nirvana

There’s an ITALIAN FESTA downtown and I am drowning in excel hell until then.

I have seen the world’s saddest lunch and it is two nutrigrain bars.

Algernon Cadwallader is back!

I’m so mad everybody got their copies first!!!

A Photograph a Day We’re excited to share that we’re launching a small, month-long Instagram series called “A Photograph a Day,” highlighting the work of Maine photographers.

Hi! A photo of mine is exhibited in an online fundraiser for a Maine photography nonprofit. You can buy a print! Check it out here.

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Hell yeah. Mine may be the ring? Horse head is scary!!!!

What’s ur fav nebula

“I can’t get out of the pool! I uh… like it!”

the entire album seems scrubbed from the internet. Perhaps because it’s two different Akira Ishikawas (this one is not the 70s jazz fusion one). It’s not streaming anywhere , it’s not even listed as ever existing on discogs

can some weird little record label please rerelease Akira Ishikawa's "Home" on vinyl, thanks in advance

anyway, I never hung out with them again.

as if he had heard them before but never that song???

and then he said “Los Lonely Boys nice”

Just remembered the time i was out on a trial run with some new friends and one of them actually had to shazam “How Far is Heaven” by Los Lonely Boys

this is the news we need

Dude in a jeep filled with ducks parked next to me at the park. I let out an audible groan and he gave me a nasty look. Hey man I didn’t put toys all over my dashboard and stick a hang loose decal on my rear window, you did this.

If you know you know.

brine guys

yeah

Tonight I ate oysters, a hamburger, and a maple creemee. Peak New England.

A lot of people email me pictures of snails and I don’t know really what to do with them other than say “yeah that’s a snail”

Anyone wanna start a Warren Zevon cover band that I can front

I want to see a really unchained cover of Ain’t That Pretty At All by Raymundo

I love these albums so much. Terrifying nightmare love music .

nothing like eating a whole damn fish