Lizard 🍉

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Im streaming on twitch. Come say hi in chat. I dont have a mic but I can read chat

I thought it was like jorkin... it is NOT

Signing OFF.

BYE

Sleeeeeeepy

Bro

I just made a new dnd character

i knew life was gon be hard for me when i telt baddor inanimate objects as a child

The last British monarch to be arrested was beheaded and I think that's neat

Im so proud to be indigenous

a cartoon character says i 'm an ugly old creeps ALT: a cartoon character says i 'm an ugly old creeps

Perimenopause

Jack Posobiec on twitter sharing a video of Baelor Targaryen from A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms with the caption "This is white culture"

oh you think white people don't have culture? what about this sickly family of incestuous warlords from a book i didn't read?

Someone plz send coffee im so tired

Im giving up being nice for lent.

Fuck you 🖕

I am so paranoid about being a bad parent. I stay up at night thinking about all the ways im failing

After much research into clown husbandry ive decided that I probably would like a nice mix between a mime and a party clown. Circus clowns are too energetic for me and full mimes are just annoying.

Thats not how I unplug

r/analytics • IOh We just found out our AI has been making up analytics data for 3 months and I'm gonna throw up. Support So we've been using an Al agent since November to answer leadership questions about metrics. It seemed amazing at first fast answers, detailed explanations, everyone loved it. I just found out it's been hallucinating numbers this entire time. Our VP of sales made territory decisions based on data that didn't exist. Our CFO showed the board a deck with fake insights. The Al was just inventing plausible sounding percentages. I only caught it by accident when someone asked me to double check something. I started digging, and holy shit, it's bad.

lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard

When Mac screams at the kid "YOU eat MY boogers"

Classic.

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Omgosh was it at Watercourse?

They used to inject cocaine into people's gums for pain control during dentistry procedures.

Im so hungry

The weed angels brought me a gift and I am no longer nauseous!

I want to die

Here comes the nausea

Youre gone and my heart breaks
The late nights
The early mornings
Everyday with you was pure bliss.
I miss you, weed.

Sploooooooooooot

Illustration of skeletor-like character lounging on a sofa, cozy fire in the background, casually sipping wine with a remote in the other hand, pink cat curled up next to them

Me: I need to be productive today
Also me:

I ran out of weed! :( nooo