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the idea that i've been alive for approx. 67k years is laughable. it's not possible.

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a pink rose with the words " i love you baby " on it ALT: a pink rose with the words " i love you baby " on it

above all remember, that

12.10.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

under my plan, all political power will reside in each community's local 7-11 (and its environs)

12.10.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

and when i say "we" i mean "i"

i thought this was understood

12.10.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

climbing down off my soapbox on account of it's laundry day and thus I need unfettered access to the soap

12.10.2025 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thinking about mining for rare earths in my backyard

who's gonna stop me ?

every american *needs* their own personal supply of neodymium, galium, vanadium, etc.

12.10.2025 11:47 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

we need a pitcher of martinis and two dozen shrimp salad sandwiches

like, *now*

12.10.2025 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when someone does a cover of kenny loggins' "heart to heart" (1982) i like it if they wear really tight pants

*really* tight

12.10.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

feel lighter somehow

now that this has been brought out into the open

11.10.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

do *you* like to sprinkle stinky parmesan cheese all over your reheated slice of sam's club pizza

i do 😳

11.10.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yes the toilets are made of gold

how did you guess

11.10.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

sometimes friends give each other $400 million airplanes

it's normal. and questioning it is wrong and unfair

11.10.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

9/11 the Hedgehog

11.10.2025 08:04 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we've all been affected

11.10.2025 08:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

gn cw

11.10.2025 08:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sorry but *all* the king's horses and *all* the king's men ?

that's a lotta men tbh

a *buncha* men

😳

11.10.2025 08:15 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wanna vape but in the bronze age

11.10.2025 08:10 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

it was a heckuva week ok

11.10.2025 08:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

someone please astrally project 4 jack in the box (JITB) tacos STAT

due to alcohol

11.10.2025 08:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i'm trying to come up w/ a concept that's the *opposite* of productive but *not* destructive

something else

gotta think more

maybe "joyous"

11.10.2025 07:49 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

somewhere there's a vampire who has seen every single episode of Dr Who

11.10.2025 07:18 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i think dwight yoakam is in my garage

wait am i still awake

11.10.2025 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

who the hell ate up alla my corn

11.10.2025 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🎢 this is the worst trip,

i've ever been

aw-yun 🎢

11.10.2025 05:05 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

who up thinking about organelles

mitochondria, golgi apparatus, vacuoles, freakin' ribosomes

the whole kit and kaboodle

11.10.2025 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

there are little miracles, everywhere !

11.10.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The slow unfolding of The Horrors makes baseball the best sport for posting.

11.10.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

mushroom soup is so underappreciated

11.10.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

oh eff 😳

11.10.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i need a squadron of warthog aircraft to accompany me

11.10.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

folks i just received a note from the secretary

it appears we are *very* close to a 7-11 run

11.10.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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