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the idea that i've been alive for approx. 67k years is laughable. it's not possible.

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in the future, *you* will choose the number and arrangement of the heads that sit atop ur shoulders

13.10.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

who was selectively breeding the tiktaalik u ask? me

13.10.2025 08:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
e.t. eating frito pie all nasty like

e.t. eating frito pie all nasty like

13.10.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i'd have all my teeth replaced with cubic zirconia

*not* for "showy" reasons

13.10.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

don't look back in anger, or at the tub of potato salad

13.10.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

gonna start a new craze of making your own naan

i'll install a tandoor in ur backyard for $25k

13.10.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

a great use of ai is getting a recipe without all the crappy writing you normally have to get thru to get to the recipe

ur not gonna win a pulitzer

i just want the butter chicken recipe

13.10.2025 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

are you making fun of my reptile basking light

i mean it's ok if you are

13.10.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i have absolutely no problem w/ chimichurri but it *could* be spelled better

13.10.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

may I speak with the primary poster in your household?

16.09.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4183    πŸ” 725    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 28

tips entire skull

13.10.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bro have you even witnessed the bangudae petroglyphs

13.10.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

who up pondering they yax

13.10.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Today's date on the Mayan calendar is 13.0.12.17.17, 1 Caban, 15 Yax. This includes the Long Count date (\(13.0.12.17.17\)), the Tzolk'in date (\(1\) Caban), and the Haab' date (\(15\) Yax).

13.10.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

labubu water birth

13.10.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 87    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

what if ur house robot handed you a double scotch and started to rub ur shoulders and whispered about how nice you smell

12.10.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my hamburger helps itself

(it subscribes to juche (주체) ideology and feels nothing is more important to its political life, and its material reality, than self-sufficiency in all things)

12.10.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

"plan your work; work your plan" 😎

12.10.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they're coming out with a new computer keyboard for freaks

for the sickos

12.10.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a pink rose with the words " i love you baby " on it ALT: a pink rose with the words " i love you baby " on it

above all remember, that

12.10.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

under my plan, all political power will reside in each community's local 7-11 (and its environs)

12.10.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

and when i say "we" i mean "i"

i thought this was understood

12.10.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

climbing down off my soapbox on account of it's laundry day and thus I need unfettered access to the soap

12.10.2025 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thinking about mining for rare earths in my backyard

who's gonna stop me ?

every american *needs* their own personal supply of neodymium, galium, vanadium, etc.

12.10.2025 11:47 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

we need a pitcher of martinis and two dozen shrimp salad sandwiches

like, *now*

12.10.2025 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when someone does a cover of kenny loggins' "heart to heart" (1982) i like it if they wear really tight pants

*really* tight

12.10.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

feel lighter somehow

now that this has been brought out into the open

11.10.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

do *you* like to sprinkle stinky parmesan cheese all over your reheated slice of sam's club pizza

i do 😳

11.10.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yes the toilets are made of gold

how did you guess

11.10.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

sometimes friends give each other $400 million airplanes

it's normal. and questioning it is wrong and unfair

11.10.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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