@surletable.bsky.social
the idea that i've been alive for approx. 67k years is laughable. it's not possible.
in the future, *you* will choose the number and arrangement of the heads that sit atop ur shoulders
13.10.2025 15:53 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0who was selectively breeding the tiktaalik u ask? me
13.10.2025 08:02 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
e.t. eating frito pie all nasty like
13.10.2025 01:09 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0i'd have all my teeth replaced with cubic zirconia
*not* for "showy" reasons
don't look back in anger, or at the tub of potato salad
13.10.2025 02:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0gonna start a new craze of making your own naan
i'll install a tandoor in ur backyard for $25k
a great use of ai is getting a recipe without all the crappy writing you normally have to get thru to get to the recipe
ur not gonna win a pulitzer
i just want the butter chicken recipe
are you making fun of my reptile basking light
i mean it's ok if you are
i have absolutely no problem w/ chimichurri but it *could* be spelled better
13.10.2025 01:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0may I speak with the primary poster in your household?
16.09.2025 22:00 β π 4183 π 725 π¬ 5 π 28tips entire skull
13.10.2025 00:44 β π 5 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0bro have you even witnessed the bangudae petroglyphs
13.10.2025 00:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0who up pondering they yax
13.10.2025 00:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Today's date on the Mayan calendar is 13.0.12.17.17, 1 Caban, 15 Yax. This includes the Long Count date (\(13.0.12.17.17\)), the Tzolk'in date (\(1\) Caban), and the Haab' date (\(15\) Yax).
13.10.2025 00:37 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0labubu water birth
13.10.2025 00:25 β π 87 π 13 π¬ 4 π 1what if ur house robot handed you a double scotch and started to rub ur shoulders and whispered about how nice you smell
12.10.2025 23:58 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0my hamburger helps itself
(it subscribes to juche (주체) ideology and feels nothing is more important to its political life, and its material reality, than self-sufficiency in all things)
"plan your work; work your plan" π
12.10.2025 22:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0they're coming out with a new computer keyboard for freaks
for the sickos
under my plan, all political power will reside in each community's local 7-11 (and its environs)
12.10.2025 14:56 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0and when i say "we" i mean "i"
i thought this was understood
climbing down off my soapbox on account of it's laundry day and thus I need unfettered access to the soap
12.10.2025 13:41 β π 7 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0thinking about mining for rare earths in my backyard
who's gonna stop me ?
every american *needs* their own personal supply of neodymium, galium, vanadium, etc.
we need a pitcher of martinis and two dozen shrimp salad sandwiches
like, *now*
when someone does a cover of kenny loggins' "heart to heart" (1982) i like it if they wear really tight pants
*really* tight
feel lighter somehow
now that this has been brought out into the open
do *you* like to sprinkle stinky parmesan cheese all over your reheated slice of sam's club pizza
i do π³
yes the toilets are made of gold
how did you guess
sometimes friends give each other $400 million airplanes
it's normal. and questioning it is wrong and unfair
