@surletable.bsky.social
the idea that i've been alive for approx. 67k years is laughable. it's not possible.
under my plan, all political power will reside in each community's local 7-11 (and its environs)
12.10.2025 14:56 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0and when i say "we" i mean "i"
i thought this was understood
climbing down off my soapbox on account of it's laundry day and thus I need unfettered access to the soap
12.10.2025 13:41 β π 7 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0thinking about mining for rare earths in my backyard
who's gonna stop me ?
every american *needs* their own personal supply of neodymium, galium, vanadium, etc.
we need a pitcher of martinis and two dozen shrimp salad sandwiches
like, *now*
when someone does a cover of kenny loggins' "heart to heart" (1982) i like it if they wear really tight pants
*really* tight
feel lighter somehow
now that this has been brought out into the open
do *you* like to sprinkle stinky parmesan cheese all over your reheated slice of sam's club pizza
i do π³
yes the toilets are made of gold
how did you guess
sometimes friends give each other $400 million airplanes
it's normal. and questioning it is wrong and unfair
9/11 the Hedgehog
11.10.2025 08:04 β π 19 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0we've all been affected
11.10.2025 08:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0gn cw
11.10.2025 08:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm sorry but *all* the king's horses and *all* the king's men ?
that's a lotta men tbh
a *buncha* men
π³
wanna vape but in the bronze age
11.10.2025 08:10 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0it was a heckuva week ok
11.10.2025 08:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0someone please astrally project 4 jack in the box (JITB) tacos STAT
due to alcohol
i'm trying to come up w/ a concept that's the *opposite* of productive but *not* destructive
something else
gotta think more
maybe "joyous"
somewhere there's a vampire who has seen every single episode of Dr Who
11.10.2025 07:18 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0i think dwight yoakam is in my garage
wait am i still awake
who the hell ate up alla my corn
11.10.2025 05:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0πΆ this is the worst trip,
i've ever been
aw-yun πΆ
who up thinking about organelles
mitochondria, golgi apparatus, vacuoles, freakin' ribosomes
the whole kit and kaboodle
there are little miracles, everywhere !
11.10.2025 02:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The slow unfolding of The Horrors makes baseball the best sport for posting.
11.10.2025 02:34 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0mushroom soup is so underappreciated
11.10.2025 02:14 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 2 π 1oh eff π³
11.10.2025 02:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i need a squadron of warthog aircraft to accompany me
11.10.2025 01:58 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0folks i just received a note from the secretary
it appears we are *very* close to a 7-11 run
