it's an inexcusable intrusion
09.08.2025 13:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@surletable.bsky.social
nobody has been alive for approx 67k years. what a ridiculous idea. impossible
it's an inexcusable intrusion
09.08.2025 13:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0logging on
09.08.2025 12:25 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0one very large eye in the middle of your forehead or
really tiny ears on the very top of your head
also you're bald in the second scenario
elton john's "come down in time" is about getting to the taco truck before it closes
follow for more "music facts"
you know what "guarantees security ?"
nuclear weapons. that's what.
why the hell would you be asking for "security guarantees" when that's what got you into this mess in the first place ?
*never* give up your nukes
if there's one *unalterable* rule in modern geopolitics it's never ever give up your nukes
wish *i* had a nuclear weapon
but the universe is unfai
"while there is a lower class, i am in it, while there is a criminal element, i am of it, and while there is a soul in prison, i am not free."
one of my faves
this is really beautiful
09.08.2025 04:51 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0yes i'm a freak π
09.08.2025 04:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i rewatch it once every five years
09.08.2025 04:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0david high pierce is a delight
09.08.2025 04:39 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0and anyway it was always about the chocolate shell, not that (frankly) shitty icemilk center
09.08.2025 04:45 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0global thermonuclear war
yes even that would be worth a klondike bar
according to the ad industry π€·ββοΈ
goodness gracious this is a difficult world sometimes
i am notifying the authorities
for my homies clinging to sobriety from whatever, i am with you, my knuckles are white
09.08.2025 03:47 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0also i hate to mention it but gw
(global warming)
you *are* aware of inflation, right ?
09.08.2025 03:40 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0you're saying you wanna dance w/ somebody ?
to feel the *heat* w/ somebody ??
π³
oh, the time has come
09.08.2025 02:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0democracy means every four years you can vote for war, or you can vote for war
it's all up to you the citizen
look, a perfect thought
literally a blemishless idea
send me nachos via drone
08.08.2025 21:17 β π 11 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0zoomed in andrew cuomo thanksgiving pic
what if a dracula was also a pervert
08.08.2025 21:24 β π 129 π 19 π¬ 6 π 4a gentle trace of poison
a whiff
that food sounds ok, but can it be drizzled? can it be squeezed from a tube?
08.08.2025 21:27 β π 9 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0we're expanding the "flamin' hot" concept from snack foods to international governance, and here's what that looks like !
08.08.2025 03:47 β π 10 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Babe I love you like old people love Wertherβs Originals.
08.08.2025 03:43 β π 39 π 12 π¬ 2 π 0the default position of *this* age is cynicism
what else *could* it be
listen to patti labelle sing to aretha franklin at the '93 essence awards
it's one of those moments the universe was assembled for
really special and you won't be disappointed no matter what
money back guarantee
if i said patti labelle will be president in 2028 would it *really* be crazier than anything else that's happened in the last decade
labelle/mcdonald 2028