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nobody has been alive for approx 67k years. what a ridiculous idea. impossible

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it's an inexcusable intrusion

09.08.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

logging on

09.08.2025 12:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

one very large eye in the middle of your forehead or

really tiny ears on the very top of your head

also you're bald in the second scenario

09.08.2025 11:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

elton john's "come down in time" is about getting to the taco truck before it closes

follow for more "music facts"

09.08.2025 05:58 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you know what "guarantees security ?"

nuclear weapons. that's what.

09.08.2025 05:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

why the hell would you be asking for "security guarantees" when that's what got you into this mess in the first place ?

*never* give up your nukes

if there's one *unalterable* rule in modern geopolitics it's never ever give up your nukes

wish *i* had a nuclear weapon

but the universe is unfai

09.08.2025 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"while there is a lower class, i am in it, while there is a criminal element, i am of it, and while there is a soul in prison, i am not free."

one of my faves

09.08.2025 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is really beautiful

09.08.2025 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yes i'm a freak 😞

09.08.2025 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i rewatch it once every five years

09.08.2025 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

david high pierce is a delight

09.08.2025 04:39 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

and anyway it was always about the chocolate shell, not that (frankly) shitty icemilk center

09.08.2025 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

global thermonuclear war

yes even that would be worth a klondike bar

according to the ad industry πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

09.08.2025 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

goodness gracious this is a difficult world sometimes

i am notifying the authorities

09.08.2025 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

for my homies clinging to sobriety from whatever, i am with you, my knuckles are white

09.08.2025 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

also i hate to mention it but gw

(global warming)

09.08.2025 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you *are* aware of inflation, right ?

09.08.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you're saying you wanna dance w/ somebody ?

to feel the *heat* w/ somebody ??

😳

09.08.2025 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

oh, the time has come

09.08.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

democracy means every four years you can vote for war, or you can vote for war

it's all up to you the citizen

09.08.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

look, a perfect thought

literally a blemishless idea

08.08.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

send me nachos via drone

08.08.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
zoomed in andrew cuomo thanksgiving pic

zoomed in andrew cuomo thanksgiving pic

what if a dracula was also a pervert

08.08.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 129    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 4

a gentle trace of poison

a whiff

08.08.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that food sounds ok, but can it be drizzled? can it be squeezed from a tube?

08.08.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we're expanding the "flamin' hot" concept from snack foods to international governance, and here's what that looks like !

08.08.2025 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Babe I love you like old people love Werther’s Originals.

08.08.2025 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

the default position of *this* age is cynicism

what else *could* it be

08.08.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

listen to patti labelle sing to aretha franklin at the '93 essence awards

it's one of those moments the universe was assembled for

really special and you won't be disappointed no matter what

money back guarantee

08.08.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if i said patti labelle will be president in 2028 would it *really* be crazier than anything else that's happened in the last decade

labelle/mcdonald 2028

08.08.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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