heytheredude

Plot twist: I had to Lyft my late behind to work. haha

I called a patient today.. he was like Melissa you say? YOU'RE THE BIGGEST HURRICANE ON THE PLANET!

I chuckled.

Resident Complainer is already complaining about the streetcar's noise.

Anyway, took the streetcar to work today!

Oh really?

Well, my deductible for my full-time healthcare job anyway... i'll take hospital indemnity x2 please. lol

My weekend banking gig started offering a hospital indemnity plan to part-time employees along with the standard vision, accident and critical care insurance options. I signed up so fast. My deductible is eye watering. I'll double dip on those policies to hopefully save myself from being bankrupt.

Really looking forward to never having to use Lyft or Uber to get to/from work ever again. I'm going to be such a zillionaire soon.

Is the top Taylor Swift song on Pandora really consistently the song from 50 Shades of Grey or is this just us living in upside down town?! I don't get it.

ALSO immediately file a complaint with the EEOC.

Tell us you have no idea how the legal field works without telling us.

As an HR nerd, I can assure you those questions are absolutely illegal. I hope they don't give her the job so she can sue their pants off.

I need surgery. I can't afford my deductible at my shitty non-profit job so I applied at the insurance company instead... it's okay to use them for their insanely affordable healthcare for the surgery and recovery, right??

Capital One really wants me to activate a Discover debit card that I never wanted. It will basically be unusable for me once I switch to the Discover network. Hard pass.

People with disabilities? Fuck them in particular apparently. No notice of closed sidewalk for blocks ANYWHERE before the closure.... People with disabilities don't use this sidewalk!

This is a salad I can get behind!

What the fuck could go wrong?!

Aww dang. That's too far away for bus riding me.

@mtoast.bsky.social @averagejane.bsky.social heya. I have loads of pantry foods I could part with -- do you guys have a little pantry in your neighborhoods?

It was winter timey cold outside this morning when I was walking to work. Made my soul so happy... And then I got to work with instructions to log into our new system... My password never works and it's a whole headache every time.

My $10 (in 2005 dollars) Urban Outfitters metal id case that looked just like a cigarette case broke.. I mean I can still use it but the spring... sprung. I'm so sad.

This is amazing.

She looks like a totally different kid with her hair up. So cute!

These shoes are nitemare fuel. How the fuck do you heel-toe walk without hyperextending your kneecaps?! SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE!

The parking garage fire alarm going off at 12:30am is really the best part about living here.

It feels like Fall outside and I'M SO EXCITED!

lol

I have to get something small because my planner isn't very big (it's just an Erin Condren life planner). It has the monthly calendar so i'm going to put those there and then on the big yearly calendar pages i'm tracking every day i get a headache lol

How does she look like a completely different kid! Cute!

Jumping back into the day planner space because I'm old and I hate technology. Taking a page from @melapoly.bsky.social and searching for happy stickers to add to my planner so I can celebrate taking my thyroid medication every day. But first, let me wait until 2026 to start this plan.

I'm so excited to be home in air conditioning that I can't convince myself to go to sleep. ha

Woops. Almost just doordashed my dinner to the hotel. That would be worse than doordashing my office lunch to my apartment and begging the delivery girl to bring it to my office instead (WHICH SHE DID).