Patrick Milum

Get this kid his own stand up special, I guarantee he’s hilarious.

I am dying at the kid's facial expression #sixseven

Best shirt ever.

I’ve got a feeling this will be a popular Halloween costume this year.

Good lord. They need character limits over there.

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Julius Caesar was the first Roman to put his own living face on coins, weeks before his death. It is one of the deepest cultural signifiers of something autocracies do and republics do not.

“Render unto Caesar.” A practice so notoriously arrogant Jesus himself dunked on it with snarky wordplay.

sick shot of One Battle After Another playing in IMAX 70mm, from the projection booth

Lots of folks would pay good money for the opportunity to drill Kershaw with a baseball.

Sign for SIMON GURFINKEL INSURANCE

I need to insure a bridge. you see I’m a little worried about its location

If he’s going to attack journalists, I would love more questions like this. Lead him into incriminating himself because he simply can’t shut the fuck up. Ever. About anything.

Not that I want this to be the case, but I can see Brad Ausmus getting hired as a misguided attempt to revitalize the fan base.

Please let me be wrong.

My take:

New York: Charles Oakley
LA: Sandy Koufax
Chicago: Ryne Sandberg
Philly: Dr J
Boston: Randy Moss
Detroit: Gordie Howe

The tunnel scene in Willie Wonka was my favorite as a kid but couldn’t explain why. It just felt cool to be privy to something a little fucked up.

Hey Siri, what is the definition of ‘situational irony?’

Why is she cosplaying Nancy Reagan?

I thought it was great. Honest and to the point.

I refuse to ever accept the “open a can of whoop up” line. Hope he got lost out there and ended up in a swamp.

Happy to have visited Mr McMurtry’s bookstore while he was alive and can’t wait to visit the new literary center. Hats off to all these folks who keep it alive.

I’m glad somebody had the courage to say it.

Game’s probably over, post good TikToks

Oh hell yes!

A late 1960s Wilson A2000-XL model baseball glove which I restored.

A 1970s MacGregor G4T glove endorsed by J.R. Richard, which I restored. The glove has a wide and deep hinged pocket, with supple burgundy leather.

A special issue MacGregor HRK glove celebrating Hank Aaron’s 715th home run in 1974. The palm features a portrait of Hank in gold ink, encircled by the words “ALL TIME HOME RUN KING” and his signature underneath. The pocket features crossed bats and the number 715.

A smaller Franklin 1137 Backhander infielder model glove which I restored. The glove is bright red leather with white welting and a deep blue lace.

I started playing baseball again a few years ago and that led to redoing my own old glove, which led to hunting for cheap sweet old gloves to rehab, and now I’ve redone 19 I think? A few for friends. I had to stop looking for a bit, I need to move some before I can entertain any new ones.

Did this on a recent 4 hour drive and it felt like listening to language from a different planet. I understood nothing.

Jon asks why the GOP's "one is too many" logic applies only to immigrants and not mass shootings

One of the most effortlessly funny people ever. Love her.

How about both? He was really good there for like 5 years and also the fans loved him. Whoever said that is an official Get Off My Lawn barrel of monkeys.

Ah yes, the Minnesota Twins who definitely play in a South division.

We didn’t sing them in assemblies, but in 5th grade a few friends and I sang Yellow Submarine in a talent show. We even wore yellow rain jackets for some reason.