Jeff Schwarz

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My dogs are a pack of goobers. (Lovable goobers, but goobers nonetheless.)

Whether it’s at college or a difficult job, I feel like everybody needs to have that moment in their young adulthood where they realize “oh man, I actually don’t know very much at all”

Darmemes

Annie is so very subtle about what she wants.

ASHLEIGH: we’re going to the ralleigh

ANDRE: is it todae

THOM: no it’s thomorrow

STEPHEN: at sephen o’clock

MICHAEL: how much were the tichaets

PHOEBE: they were phroe

MARGOT: oh man i wish i could got

GEOFF: me too i’m geolous

Kylo being my (tired) wingman.

I've been thinking it's past time I thanked @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com for writing "A Study in Emerald". Reading that made my month.

In prep for this year's El Tour de Tucson, in which I'm riding 100 Km, today I rode 87 Km. I feel I could have done the other 13, too. I'm a little sore, but I think I'm going to be OK in November.

25 years ago: Sabina One-Ear.

For me the issue with social networks is finding the right balance for my introversion. Too few connections and a post feels like shouting into the void, so why post? Too many, and I don't want to be here. So always looking for that goldilocks zone.

Fuck: pre-survival-suit-Vader
Marry: Tyranus
Kill: Maul

TBH I never found my Xitter voice either.

Until I find my Bluesky voice, I guess I should post doggo pics. Here’s my Kylo.

OK, new social to keep up with. Let's see if I can be more active here than I ever was on Xitter.