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@glap.me.bsky.social

I run a law firm from my gaming computer. LSU alum. Reviews describe me as “an expert at fixing the tv and eating pizza” and a “sturdy little fella.”

52 Followers  |  219 Following  |  98 Posts  |  Joined: 03.07.2023  |  1.6701

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We cooked in Manasquan all day and are still cooking now. Barely a cloud in the sky. Often that seems to be a proxy for stronger afternoon storms. See that holding true here?

08.07.2025 18:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Typical David!

05.07.2025 14:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Where’s installer, jay?

05.07.2025 13:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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@jaypeters.net where’s the newsletter Jay?!

05.07.2025 12:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What’s the best you’ve found?

01.07.2025 11:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

@nynjpaweather.bsky.social the rain at like 2-3 am was the loudest rain I’ve ever heard. Incredible

01.07.2025 11:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wait is the new season starting in 2025 or 2026 on espn

30.06.2025 03:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

First that came to mind for me, too.

26.06.2025 04:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This “isolated thunderstorm” sure is lasting a long time….

22.06.2025 14:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

In one of my first cases I was so nervous I called a woman clerk “sir” because that’s how I had practiced my argument and introductions. But this…I’d retire.

20.06.2025 00:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I need all of #lawsky to see this video from a Colorado appeals court livestream yesterday. I am in actual tears. Sound *incredibly* on, the subtitles will not help.

19.06.2025 02:47 — 👍 5923    🔁 1262    💬 545    📌 1148

Still waiting. They must have a different definition of “now available.”

23.05.2025 12:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I know. I don’t fit the “any and all” country hater. Just a lot of what blows up

11.04.2025 23:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I just really struggle with the fake accents

11.04.2025 23:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Tattoo combing my favorite Kendrick Lamar album with my most played Kendrick Lamar album.

24.03.2025 18:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Few “trends” have made me more uncomfortable than seeing people develop emotional attachments to ChatGPT. Is it weird or is this my generation’s “out of touch” moment?

16.03.2025 00:39 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It should be illegal—literally—to require signing in to unsubscribe from emails.

Looking at you @trakt.tv (but you’re not alone)

28.02.2025 16:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Went to bed with Apple weather saying 14-18” in Manasquan, woke up to it saying 4-5 😭

16.02.2025 18:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Promise me a million times you’ll never do another rule

15.02.2025 23:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We didn’t really know him that well

10.02.2025 12:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You are

10.02.2025 12:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I lold

10.02.2025 04:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Excellent choice

08.02.2025 01:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

But what Kendrick song

08.02.2025 01:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I have 3 types of headphones.

Over ears mean leave me the fuck alone

In ears are eh someone might not see them so I don’t get too upset

Then my lil meta glasses where I’m open for business

08.02.2025 01:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Jalen (hurts). Will play.

26.01.2025 19:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just realized this year’s Super Bowl is Super Bowl Licks

25.01.2025 22:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is so good

23.01.2025 17:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lamar Jackson's regular to post-season fall off (going all the way back to college) has to be studied.

20.01.2025 16:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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