Phred of pterror pterrace

It’s only 630pm? Feels like that extra hour of sleep on Sunday was a shit trade

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This is clown behavior from @repdexteror.bsky.social. An elected official gentling scolding other elected officials to “lead” on difficult issues without having the conviction (or, in her framing, COURAGE) to actually say what they think the correct policies ARE. www.oregonlive.com/opinion/2025...

They punch like they’re swimming through the air. As likely to knock themselves out on the follow-through as anything.
Did they _not_ watch “Rocky?” “With your legs! With your legs!”

If you’re my neighbor and I find out you’ve called DHS on [anyone] you are going to wish you were never born. And you are certainly going to wish you had never moved into my neighborhood.

He’s just a newborn baby every day

Already following through on making rent cheaper in NYC. Promises made, promises kept

Oddly reminiscent of the AI ads in which they attempt to convince us that without AI we can’t sit indoors during the rain or a gynecologist will be assigned to our broken arm in the ER.
No one wants to listen to tom brady.

San Diego has been playing with big “first year expansion team energy” and against a team more competent in front of goal would be on vacation right now

It is, however, highly on-brand for these United States

My son to me: “what state is Toronto in?”
Me: “The province of ontario, Canada”
Son: “oh, that’s why we’re rooting for them, because we’re Korean”
Me: “…Canadian. We’re Canadian”

Joint fault. I thought maybe this one time….

Damn

What if no one can score a pk?

What a poorly reffed game

Everyone loves eight shades of green at once

Everyone on the same page, multiple posts saying “8 minutes for the Timbers to save their season”

Everyone is saying

Not being able to find the back of the net: the Portland Timbers 2025 story

Formation? What formation?

Ian smith? Huh. I guess

Kelsy offside. Glad im not drinking

Kelsy offside. Glad im not drinking

While i’m sure* trump’s adventurism in Venezuela and nigeria have nothing to do with oil, it is weird that those two nations have a shit-ton of oil.

* i don’t know this at all…

A perfect shot (of a painful moment)

The ref telling kelsy he’s killed enough for one night

I want it to be a troll, because that would be beautiful.

Hey, M&M Mars: 5 M&Ms is not “fun size.” It’s “frustration size.” Just charge me an extra $.01 per package and put 10 more of the damn things in the package. Shrinkflation is cowardice and fabulation as economic policy

Shingles doesn’t seem like a big deal for the first few days. Just itchy and pustules. AND THEN…

A week or more of “I’m so sorry I didn’t get the shots, oh shit why do I hurt in these weird ways. Can I cut it out with a rusty knife?”

The shots are 2 days of misery. But 1000% better than shingles

I switched from hulu to fubo a few years ago… It’s fine, in the “I have to eat a shit sandwich, and this one has better mayo” kinda way. Of course, it just got purchased by Disney and will be their “linear tv” platform to replace Hulu live tv.

My one “I assume good faith” reply: 1) houselessness creates mental health crises (because how could it not) and 2) there still needs to be a path to assistance for all, and incarceration != to mental health support. Nothing in this “plan” provides anything but cruelty and abuse.

“We hate to punish you for not having a home, but you make us all feel so _icky_ when we see you just attempting to survive, we have no other choice.”