Orgrim Goonhammer

You keep revealing things about yourself like that and I stg I am going to find you and wife you up 🍫🥥😍

I stan a multi-hyphenate and productive king 💚

No Walmart or Kellogg's for me either

My favorite piece of gay culture is double proposals 💍💍

And he's funny and not afraid to get naked for a role

Someone get their short stack smothered and covered in the IHoP bathroom? 👀🥞

If I die in the same month as my birthday but not on my birthday, I will be pissed.

Get it gurl

I’m gonna need the MCU Iceman to be a flaaaaaaaming homosexual.

I feel like I'd want to see this, but the trailer I saw made it seem — sinister and I don't vibe with sinister really

I love to share snacks and cuddle

A brief list of real-life events that I believe would cause -1 HP:

• Stubbing your toe
• Luke warm or ice cold toilet seat
• Scraping knife/fork on plate
• Biting your tongue/cheek
• Eating something too sour

Just look at that face! I wanna pinch/smooch it like a stereotypical nonna!

Their loss for real

Georgia O'Keeffe:

You are very welcome

It's wonderful 😍🍔

Whose son and why am I not him? 😠😝

Twilight Princess

That's a whopper of a first 🥵

a woman with a wig and choker says sorrows Alt: Queen Charlotte from the TV show saying "Sorrows. Prayers."

My condolences

Gods I hope so

Pronouns implies the existence of amateurnouns

If you're sending your friends money and NOT making the description something sexual, you're doing life wrong

That's right baby! Eff 'em!

The best apple I know of is Cosmic Crisp (tastes great consistently and is like $2 cheaper per pound than honeycrisp)

That's what notifications are for and I have yours turned on

None of the above