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While I did not really care much for brat by Charli XCX and that I was not blown away by the album as much everyone else seemed to be, Von Dutch is a banger.

TBH socks and jandals/flipflops/thongs/etc is pretty solid when it's cold out but too lazy for proper shoes

omg you people can do anything

Sucking on the breathalyser

IDK what that means 🫣

The snake hides in plain sight?

Beware of Miskatonic water: it contains a foul odor. It is toxic and lethal.

トリィちゃんが宝箱を持ってきてくれましたっ☆喧嘩なしでシェアしますっ☆

A friend brought a treasure chest

I'm throwing stones at you

My treatlerite ass when I see the Gong Cha isn't busy

I've had a sore shoulder for the last three days and IDK even know what I did

i will kill my enemies to establish hegemony over a swathe of previously uncharted space

Corruption kink but its good ol' old fashioned bribery and embezzlement

I kinda wanna buy opals but I also know I should not

It's easier to crap your pants in the qrts, than actually read the article and have a think

My tummy is cooked

It looks like I’ll be stepping away from SNS for a while.
No need to worry, but could you refer a lawyer?

特に問題はないのですが、ちょっとだけSNSを離れますねっ☆48時間程度で戻ってきますっ☆

You're awesome Chiitan

Hottake(?) most books clocking in at or over 1k pages are usually not good enough to justify being 1k pages long and probably need the intervention of editor

The Girl with the Dragon-Shaped Laser Removal Scar

Possibly, the one and only.

We need to ban Americans.

omg

My computer keeps thinking I have 22-23hrs of screen time, but only on Wednesday. This time is not physically possible and I shut my computer down every night.

Getting the "what if he hates me" thing but about my manager is so embarrassing, because he's my manager and not my friend. He doesn't have to like me.

I choose to believe this is legit

Shellfish (i.e. Mussels) that taste like sea water are such a rip off. I can just go to the beach and drink sea water for free.

And beeping your nose like a horn

You and your 10 clown friends can carpool to clown school in a tiny car, where you spend all day learning how to juggle.

If someone needs to meet you somewhere and you want to make their life difficult, instead of giving them like a link to the place on Google Maps or something, just draw the map with your stylus and tell them where to go.