Neil Screaton

Oh yes. Pip and Ozzy, 12 weeks old. It's been years since we had cats but now I remember why we did.

His brother also likes a niche.

When they see an impossibly small space and work their way in. Easier for a little one admittedly.

Chats en repose.

Also gorgeous as it is, that is not my pink laptop.

Worn out from helping.

Helping.

@profanityswan.bsky.social @athleticomince.bsky.social Someone inform Mickey Nixon.

When you want to know if your yoga class is nearly over.

Yeah I don't think anything is worth eating pellets (of what?) for. And children are so wriggly.

Spoiler alert. This will work until you're 123.

17+5+2+0+25 = 49. Imagine if you were 49 today. Wow.

Then I saw his face, Call in the Receivers.

Me and my wife quote MWE to each other on a stupidly regular basis.

'Mary Whitehouse Experience' I think.

Don't be giving away photos like that for free. I'm sure there are some specialist websites which would pay top dollar for such things.
Can't beat a good sock but for me the worst part of the end of holiday in a warmer climate is having to put socks on after a week without to travel home.

The sole reason Diaz came out of retirement.

Thank you for playing along!

H*A*P*P*Y*B*I*R*T*H*D*A*Y*I*N*B*I*O

to wish someone a Happy Birthday.

Mr Sting in a forest. This seems apt.
www.forestlive.com/sting

Ha! A genuine notification from a non-genuine bot at last, thank the Lord. Still trying to come to terms with the word skeet but I'll get there.

I accept that my accountancy software's spellcheck doesn't contain the word 'jetwashing'. Why would it have the word 'Jaywalking' though? #nottaxdeductible

"Don't take away my Breakaway". Oh.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/busines...

Nice to see the Ghost of Christmas Present from MCC featuring.

Good news. Thanks.

I feel like the person in the film who's moved to a new town to get away from someone and is just waiting to find out if they have followed me here (sexy lady bots). Fingers crossed.