@weaverdoug.bsky.social
My man looks like Temu Mel Gibson.
Like they microwaved a Stretch Armstrong doll.
Like Peter Parker was bit by a radioactive hobo.
Like a 7/11 hot dog got its wish to become a real boy.
Like a Pixar film about a catcher's mitt.
Like Hoggle from Labyrinth had a court date.
He is such a g.d. tool. They are all g.d. tools.
13.11.2025 23:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The French Goon's Woman
13.11.2025 02:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This thought keeps coming up: what if Trump isn't really a genius?
13.11.2025 02:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0explain please. I won't google anything at this hour and in this state.
12.11.2025 02:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0you know what this bullshit means? That Tuesday night was meaningless. Really really truly fuck those Democrat senators.
10.11.2025 03:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's a mess. Thank you.
10.11.2025 03:11 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0wtf...lol
05.11.2025 02:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0he is so fucking hot
04.11.2025 03:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thanks for the warning. Seriously I'm frightened.
04.11.2025 03:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I used to think that the best use of Ari Melber would be him nude and with a gag in his mouth. But after seeing this I've become a Melber acolyte. Please continue.
04.11.2025 03:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thank you.
03.11.2025 03:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π₯ π΅
02.11.2025 02:41 β π 1548 π 712 π¬ 43 π 55just call it what it is: so much bullshit.
01.11.2025 05:46 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Except there's a mythos surrounding Trump that if he's running he's inevitable. I wish I understood it.
01.11.2025 01:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Youβre such a wonderful writer.
01.11.2025 00:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0can we have elections anymore? It's just so fucked up. Drinking won't solve it but it might.
31.10.2025 06:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
this has been missing from my life.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbZS...
oh dear
30.10.2025 03:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Stop it. I'm in L.A. We have Charlie Manson Santa Ana winds. It's hot and dangerous.
30.10.2025 03:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What I meant is recognize. Amuse toi bien j'espere.
30.10.2025 02:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's difficult to find beauty.
30.10.2025 02:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0trΓ¨s compliquΓ© but charming
29.10.2025 03:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0there was some form of insanity on the A Line this afternoon. It wasn't unpleasant.
29.10.2025 01:24 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0excellent
24.10.2025 03:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0do show
23.10.2025 05:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0omg
23.10.2025 03:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0THE EPSTEIN BALLROOM, THE EPSTEIN BALLROOM, THE EPSTEIN BALLROOM, et cetera.
23.10.2025 01:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0thank you!
22.10.2025 23:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My ex partner used to make beautiful copies of passports from all eras, from the U.S. and Europe. For the movies. I miss him a lot. Hi how do you do?
21.10.2025 02:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
