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we can sneak around town / hunting working folks down / I hear they got a great benefit plan

join ICE boy ain’t it nice / join ICE take my advice

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That’s freaky…I had a black cat called Ziggy, I played exactly the same with him. Since learned that “kitten tummy tickles” game can become “scratch Dad & make him bleed” when they’re older (depends on the cat)🩹✋🩸 🤕

This lovable rogue went off to kitty heaven this time last year, 8yrs old, cancer

Half my chromosomes came from my mother, and I definitely inherited ADHD from her…if that helps? 🤣

Freelance IT bloke, been doing it 25 years now.

Only found out I was ADHD last year though 🤣

My parents caravan was 2.5miles inland in Ayr, in a WWII army camp converted to camping (1980s)
Many fond memories, especially when 15/16/17 my mates and I were left without adults.
Lots of silliness, fishing, general wandering.
Ayr definitely was busier in the early and mid 70s; Glasgow Fair etc

To the other countries of the world…begin lobbying your leaders…NOW….to skip the 2028 Olympics in the United States.

Oh look, Diddler on the Roof.

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This is exactly what’s different between here & the soul-sucking intellectual cesspit over on Xitter.

Their algorithms are designed to drive you into a doom-scrolling death spiral.

Life has good fun stuff, happy things happen - they usually don’t drive clicks tho.

Who gives a fuck.

Have fun ffs

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Mary had a little Lamb
Her father shot it dead
Now it goes to school each day
Between two slice of bread!

Yer auld Scots mate - if he’s anything like me - would get you to stare into the mirror, then feckin fist-bump yer heid into the mirror for taking yersel too seriously.

I guess we are genetically total idiots…

Scots bae a spoeken lied (language).
Ye’d be haeverin if ya thought we’d be thought simple.

Our language is amazingly spoken, not written. The ancient phonemes *are* what defines our Scots language & culture.

Unlike English, I can sound like a Dutch/German/Scandi native.

I can absolutely guarantee you that whichever auld Scots you run into, y’all talk keich!

Which - as an auld Scot, tickles my fancy no end!

Hehe- sorry mate.

Yeah, Scots is a fucker for that.
often the singular is a descriptive verb, but the plural is a generic noun.

Keich is shit.
Keichs is underwear.

“He keich’d his kegs” was a pretty common insult BITD, meaning he shit his pants.

How TF do you want I explain this though?

@hillhighlander.bsky.social, de ye ken keichs? Snaw a word whacht list fae ow auld farts kent, ti bae honest.

I checked the etymology- it’s a bit Dutch/germanic. I’ve lived in a partially Dutch speaking environment for 25 years, never heard one single f core talk about skid marks on their keichs…

So many to choose from, but the Lamborghini that was on screen for about 0.5 seconds at the end

..ah, a more civilised age - where no fucker turned up at a party with an internet-attached camera & insta-shagged your future by recording you doing stupid stuff.

I’m *so* glad I grew up in that era.

Btw, the great Scots philosopher William Connelly so elegantly said when asked the question “do you smoke after sex?” “Dunno, never looked” & “I hate condoms - can’t stand the smell of burning rubber”

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It’s a trap - real Scotsman dinnae ken them baw-wreckin keichs.

Let the wee fella & his two hairy mates roam free like nature intended.

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@maggiepcanada.bsky.social I’m sorry you have AuDHD, cos even though that would genuinely be a disaster for me also - my brain would be going “cool, novelty!! Moving is fun!!!”

I’m excited to be joining Stephen Colbert tonight on “The Late Show.”

Back in 2013, I joined “The Colbert Report” to discuss how we build an economy that works for the many, not just the few.

Each of those handhelds sell for 50-250 euro these days, more if in original box.

I had the yellow console that looked like a spaceship. Many happy hours on it!

I’ve watched international female volleyball multiple times in my life.

As a sportsman, I’ve never failed to be impressed by their skills.

Mate, that’s because - (face palm)- it’s a fucking cookbook.

I can walk you through the entire process of being an anarchist if you want.

The cut tile thing; it’s beautiful.

SAS & SBS handbooks cover it.
A smashed spark plug will do the same (ish).

It takes a tiny bit of practice, but you can explode a side windscreen with a ceramic cube incredibly easily.

IDGAF if anyone doubts me - I’m an old man whose laughing his ass off, in probably the wrong ways :)

So do I - but which one has a moral compass borne of an entire lifetime of belief, and which one is shuffling their cock based on on “likes”

They are counting on Blues being honest, cos otherwise the joke isn’t funny.

The Red Republicans have *zero* plans to remain honest to the Constitution.

Ya fuckin muppets

I think you misunderstood me.

Farage is a bought & paid for Kremlin cunt, he’d throw his own grannie under the bus.

Corbyn has a moral compass, even though it might be a bit unclear.

The difference is intent: Corbyn means well, Farage is a cunt