Gabe "Frances 'Baby' Houseman" Mara

Craig Robinson in Brooklyn Nine-Nine maybe?

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I'm creating a new super hero named Come On Man, but I can't decide if his power should be:

1. Encouraging others to do a thing

2. Reproaching others for a perceived failure

3. A third, vulgar thing

I have never watched an episode of 'Stranger Things' not for any moral or philosophical reason, but because every time I found myself at loose ends there was some other more interesting show to check out

I get the impression that Hayao Miyazaki would decimate me with one dismissive look.

I learned all my swag from Stefan Urquelle.

One of the benefits of being the dominant group is that there are no words that can meaningfully act as a slur against you.

I propose that we start using "white guy" as a pejorative for condescending and entitled behavior.

Ex: Todd, stop explaining the Godfather to her. Don't be such a white guy.

I run two separate cozy jazz and rainy ambient Youtube videos because the cozy jazz channels never have enough rain ambience and the rain ambience channels never have enough cozy jazz.

Hollow Knight is bland and boring and about bugs. Blasphemous is riddled with detailed and horrifying images of Spanish Catholicism and is about giant bloody heads n shit.
And Touhou Luna Nights just straight up fucks.
I will now take questions.

I stayed up half the night writing misery-porn porn-porn hentai manga Metamorphosis fanfic about how she turns her life around, gets an office manager job, and raises her sweet daughter with endless love and support because I believe that hope exists everywhere including in groady manga porn

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the back seat of a car . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the back seat of a car .

Wow! Lying in bed in the dark in the thick of a depression while listening to Pink Floyd is almost like being drunk!

Almost!

I want to buy a Chinese butcher knife to use for cooking and absolutely not for revenge against those who have sinned against my elders.

Luckily for me, it's green onions who sinned against my elders. And their IBS.

It is a Kermit's responsibility to say that they are the Miss Piggy to the Miss Piggy's face

Sonic is a better man than I.

Everyone is asking this question too, right?

Why does Sonic drive a car in Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds?

Is he being condescending like "I'll give you losers a handicap by driving this CAR"?

Or maybe he just likes cars?

If I ignore the dead plants on my windowsill, they just go away, right?

Are we bringing back Mr. Skin? Did he ever leave?

In the animated Street Fighter II movie, you see Chun-Li's boobs. I am extremely conflicted about this. Like you know Mickey Mouse takes off his pants sometimes. You just... never picture it.

At some point in this book series, I have to stop saying aloud "Shut up, Nesta." I have to. Right? Cause if I don't then either I'm wrong or the world is.

Oh fuck, you guys, Gohan doing the Special Beam Cannon still gives me the chills

I'm not great with a trackpad because my fingers are always slightly moist from eating banana bread

Ne Zha? More like No Duh!

It was great. See Ne Zha 2 in theaters so they'll be forced to rerelease the first one, please

I am listening to Malala's audiobook while playing violent video games for maximum cognitive dissonance

I raise my own blood pressure every day by having imaginary arguments with fictional people who either like or dislike Superman for the wrong reasons

The older I get, the more dissatisfied I am with poor writing in video game anime dating sims.

I remember disliking Tinder because it reminded me of picking the rude dialogue options in video games. I feel bad for hurting the feelings of digital beings.

Wait, Omega mutant Psi-Lord Powerhouse Franklin Richards has never met The Maker????

My struggle is not attaching "No worries if not" to literally every request I make

The opening of Money For Nothing by Dire Straits is the only good alarm clock song