Herko

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Yeah this is totally the system working as designed. Company scrip next, I guess.

Pick me! Pick me! I know this one!

This is not the first time I get asked the equivalent of

“On two occasions I have been asked, 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.”

…or Charlie Kaufman

Only if Sorkin writes it

Did Underage Girls Ruin Politics?

Tomorrow in the @nytimes.com

Can’t wait to see how the Washington Post covers the latest Epstein/Trump allegations by asking rural voters in a diner in Iowa about the price of nVidia’s stock.

A Dr Seuss cartoon from the 1940, depicting Uncle Sam being pressured by “America first”ers into appeasement as the Nazi train careens down the tracks. The caption is “relax, Sam, I assure you the express turns off right here.”

Just leaving this here.

FIFA to award new peace prize at World Cup draw in Washington FIFA has announced the creation of a peace prize, which it plans to award for the first time at the World Cup draw on Dec. 5 in Washington.

Everyone: I couldn’t possibly think less of FIFA

FIFA: hold my ichor

www.pbs.org/newshour/wor...

And yes, I know that a ton of mail-in votes are still missing here. I hope they make the total numbers dramatically better. But l'm still embarrassed by the current count.

Sure, everyone goes to the fun marches, but no one actually fucking votes?

Do better, Seattle. A whole lot better. 106,000 votes so far in this city is embarrassing. Do the work.

AWS?

Meme of the Great Pyramid of Giza being built, overlaid with the text “how tf did they build this without any hopping on a quick call with stakeholders”

I am seen.

a doctored photo of the back of a $20 bill featuring the White House being demolished by an excavator

ok who did this? ☹️

I see it’s this day on the calendar, again.

www.dailykos.com/stories/2018...

Microsoft gifted me an unintentional koan today.

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

Was the totenkapf not available?

quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric

a man wearing a plaid shirt says i 've been diagnosed with excessive oldness ALT: a man wearing a plaid shirt says i 've been diagnosed with excessive oldness

2025! All clear, too.

Stress-Free Eric Adams Spends Day Bribing Pigeons In Central Park

Stress-Free Eric Adams Spends Day Bribing Pigeons In Central Park

Incredibly cursed wallpaper for my work Mac.

Like fucking clockwork.

Countering Domestic Terrorism and Organized Political Violence NATIONAL SECURITY PRESIDENTIAL MEMORANDUM/NSPM-7 MEMORANDUM FOR THE SECRETARY OF STATE                THE SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY THE ATTORNEY GENERAL

Trump just signed an illegal executive order designed to target his political opposition by designating them terrorists and using the DOJ, IRS, FBI, and the JTTF to investigate and charge liberal organizations, funders, members, and protesters.

www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

Dr. Trump is on the case 🤦‍♂️

November 17, 2021 www.mypanhandle.com/news/local-n...

My "not a doxxing" website has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my website.